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[ophicleide]

And that's all she wrote. No more make-overs. And after tomorrow, no more funerals. I'll miss this place. I can't believe it's been sold to a family who want to use the basement to wash dogsI so wish I could leave them a surprise finger in the big sink down there, but Da already said if he buried anyone without their entire anatomy he was going

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[lovethesescars]

Get him to cut off your arm and draw in the amputation fetishists.

[ophicleide]

I wouldn't necessarily put it past him!

[lovethesescars]

your da wants to sell you off to amp lovers? fuck that, no one gets to pimp you but me!

[ophicleide]

I informed him of the situation and he said something horrifying and embarrassing like "is my jive not hip enough?" Olds are hilarious some times....