Cool new housemate! I got to introduce her to Killer ( here she is in the park last autumn), who is the perfectly perfectest dog who ever lived. Killer loves the snow. She made a jolly mess in the kitchen yesterday and I had to spend all afternoon cleaning it up. I couldn't be mad though, because who can be angry with perfection, hmmm ( Read more... )

Funerals are fuckin wank right now.

someone com cheer me the fuck up, or I'll rip someones face off. Probably a corpse, since they're already gonna have a funeral and who needs MORE of those?

Putting makeup on dead people can be a real drag sometimes. The olds were right though. There is more business here in London.

Del was messed with by one of those demons, and that's fucked up.

Guys. Misha's not really 'travelling' is she?

Jinxy? Do you believe in ghosts?

EDIT: Okay, Chloe and Yvonne...I explained in the comments. What do you think?

How are you, Jinx? ♥

Okay, you guys. I need your help ( Read more... )

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When did Loli become a reporter? Damn.

I joined a band called Ghost Won't Walk but we still need a fuckin' drummer. The guitarist, Flynn, is even kinda famous which kicks! It's a great band. So if you play drums, get off your arse and join!

It's friggin' Christmastime again, and despite not having a business open yet and the astronomical prices of food this year, the Perkins are keeping in style with their name. All but sweet-as-acid Tallulah, that is ( Read more... )

Merry fuckin' Christmas season to all your hos!! Yesterday dad took me to a shopping centre where I sat on Santa's lap. He looked a little scared. And then we finished our Christmas shopping (I hope you like blueberry flavoured lube, Lols) and then I talked to an elf named Devon. She was a cheeky little bitch, I liked her! She said 'Santa' was ( Read more... )