Comments | ophiolatry: oo3 // never fear, little lambs

ophiolatry

oo3 // never fear, little lambs

Apr 06, 2008 17:35

I realize that a great deal of the population here, if not all of us, realize that these chips implanted in our bodies are stifling us ( Read more... )

do you need help?, doctor doctor, kabuto is a good boy, let me remove that chip for you

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priceoftruth April 6 2008, 21:46:02 UTC

That's an interesting thing to be collecting, don't you think?

ophiolatry April 6 2008, 21:53:05 UTC

Isn't it?

priceoftruth April 6 2008, 22:07:50 UTC

Not exactly the sort of thing you'd display on a shelf. What're you planning to do with them?

ophiolatry April 6 2008, 22:19:56 UTC

Take them apart, if all goes to plan.

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[voice and video post] the_blueblur April 6 2008, 21:47:23 UTC

... *shudders* *he looks distressed*

I don't really know about this, pal-- I'm not great with operations and I hate needles. Can't there be a better way?

*gulp* Maaan...

[voice and video post] ophiolatry April 6 2008, 21:54:06 UTC

Unfortnately, I'm afraid not. [Kabuto looks sympathetic.]

Re: [voice and video post] the_blueblur April 6 2008, 21:59:36 UTC

*sighs* Well, I don't think I can do it right now... I promised some dudes I'd go out hunting with 'em. Maybe after that.

Re: [voice and video post] ophiolatry April 6 2008, 22:19:18 UTC

Certainly. Good luck, then.

witheredblade April 6 2008, 21:51:48 UTC

....

If you can... Take it out. Please... It may be impossible for the procedure to work on me right now, but I don't know... I may be faster to recover...

ophiolatry April 6 2008, 21:55:03 UTC

Is something wrong?

witheredblade April 6 2008, 21:56:45 UTC

...It's complicated. A disease that shouldn't exist is coursing through me. I'll even let you have samples of that if it interests you...

With my powers back.. I would be able to overcome it...

Please, consider me for this...

ophiolatry April 6 2008, 22:18:38 UTC

...I see, I'm sorry to hear that. While we're removing the chip I'll take samples and analyze your illness, if you'd like.

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xxadeptroguexx April 6 2008, 21:52:55 UTC

Before I ask if you'll take mine out. . .why do you need to keep the chip?

ophiolatry April 6 2008, 21:56:08 UTC

I'd like to examine as many as possible and analyze them for any differences. So, I'd guess you could say it's just curiosity.

xxadeptroguexx April 6 2008, 21:57:31 UTC

. . .Right, if you say so.

You better be trustworthy, man. Just openly offering to take out the chips like that sounds shady to me.

ophiolatry April 6 2008, 22:02:13 UTC

I can assure you I only have the best of intentions.

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ophiolatry April 6 2008, 21:56:42 UTC

The procedure is relatively simple, so... Yes. It'd be quick.

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ophiolatry April 6 2008, 22:02:53 UTC

Great. How soon would you like it done?

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