Silly gayboy, licks are for 'nads!

[opificer]

Well I spent New Year's Eve in Conway with Joran and drank a bit... had a good time. There were an unbelievable number of statements that I wish I could remember, but I can only come up with a few:

• [after opening a Disney Princess Pinata]
  Mary: "Save all the KY Jelly for me!"
• James: "Honey, take off those heels!"
  Chase: "My feet are cold!"

Came home New

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[texastessa]

Mom: "Daaaaamn, it almost bit you!"

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BTW, your boyfriend's name is spelled with a D.

[opificer]

Well, the luscious image that his name manifests simply distracted me from my grammar-nazi psyche.

Or I may be slipping. I realized a few moments ago that "Familiy Guy" on my facebook profile has been mispelled for some time now.

In addition, I've found myself frequently (in recent weeks) typing sentences, rereading, and saying to myself, "Self, baby, what the fuck are you talking about?"

[jordanmoose]

Thanks Tessa! lol