Arachnaphobia

[opinionate]

I have Black Widow spiders all over my apartment. Some big, some small. I've killed 3 in the apartment and 5 in the garage below. The venom of a Black Widow is 15 times as toxic as a rattlesnake's venom. Great. Super. I'm so excited to be living amongst the most venomous spider in all of North America. If I get bitten I can expect "abdominal pain

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[kumpulsive]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd move RIGHT NOW.

I HATE SPIDERS. *(^#*!@^$*&(@^$&@^%#$*@^$)$@$(*@^$*)@%$)

[opinionate]

Unfortunately I can't move for another two months. I think I will put mesquito netting around my bed so I can atleast sleep in peace (last night I swear there was something in my ear). Or maybe a mesquito net suit, complete with a flap on the rear.

[detractor]

You should aquire a Bufo alvarius, also known as the Colorado River toad. If you let it hang out in your apartment for awhile all spiders will surely die a painful death.

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[opinionate]

are you sure it's wise to introduce yet another venomous creature into my already toxic abode?