Monday Night Football

[opinionate]

What is it about Football that turns people into raving lunatics? All that shouting at the TV screen, calling players by their first names like you know them personally. High fives and hot wings. And how do you pick a team anyways? Is it strictly geographical? Or maybe you like the team Daddy likes. When I think about how much money is spent on the

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[kumpulsive]

i hate football.

[opinionate]

Don't you, though? I started watching some of the game and my brow jutted a full inch.

[detractor]

Football Blows. As do most sports. It's not about wanting to play or jealousy, it's about realizing you are of the same species.