Twenty-one!

[opioid_insect]

Twenty-one years ago yesterday evening, my father was buying me my first dress (a tiny red one made of velvet), while my mother was attempting to breastfeed me while enduring the discomfort of cunt stitches

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[mnemonic_device]

Happy Burfday there, luff~ :)

[veridiandusk]

awwww, and ouch.
and, sounds like you had some fun on your day off!!
Do let me know if you plan any belated birthday celebrating!

and, as I am finding this very amusing:

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

[prinzessin]

ahaha!