bored and looking for something to lift my spirits

[opithursday]

1. Go to Googlism.com
2. Enter your first name into the search box and Googlism! yourself.
3. Pick the twenty BEST responses, and list them.
4. Bold your favorite of the BEST

sparker is cheaper
sparker is one example of a pulsesparker is the main body piece of the connectable toy

Comments

w00t w00t

[xstarsarefallin]

brittany is accepting entries for july
brittany is a fucking slut
brittany is a hearty
brittany is a natural pointer and excellent retriever who makes a great hunting companion
brittany is the wildest and most untamed of all the french regions
brittany is writing about sex
brittany is currently playing for the south vancouver island midget female rep team
brittany is a good size for the family
brittany is now waiting for you on the white couch in the living room
brittany is not just another pouty face
brittany is overrun by vikings
brittany is 16 lbs heavier and is doing really well

Re: w00t w00t

[opithursday]

i really like "brittany is overrun by vikings"
:)

[societyfatality]

Sam. I'm sorry. I'm such a dick for all the things I did. I don't have any excuses for what I did. I myself don't understand it. I'm sorry for putting you thrgouh shit like that. I ruined the little bit of friendship we had. I'm sorry and I don't know why it's taken me so long tro say it. I know I'm a dick. I know that I've probably hurt you. I did one of the meanest things i could have done. Why? I don't know. I fucked up big. I don;t care if you don't forgive me or anything. I just wanted to say sorry for all the shit I did. I stood you up and didn't say shit. I don't know why I do a lot of things. I'm fucking up everything that was good in my life. I fucked over all my friends and everything. I just wanted to say sorry. You don't have to forgive me or anything. You don't even have to acknowledge me. I just wanted yuo to know. I was a dick and I understand that I should be killed. You listened to me and you know my secret then I fuck you over. If you shot me or slit my throat I would say sorry for bleeding on you. I'm a dick and a

[opithursday]

i dont think you should be killed, maybe slapped around a bit :)
but i do forgive you, because i miss you.

[sithwarrior71]

kyle is another inch shorter