Ha! The school board is officially comprised of complete and utter idiots..."Oh no, not rain! We must not endanger our precious school buses!" Saaaaaaweeeet ( Read more... )

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"No, you don't feel it now. Some day, when you are old ( Read more... )

"Ebenezer! Ebenezer! You are quite the humbug!" they cry, unaware of those words tainted with hypocrisy. They dance their proud dances of manifesto around their living rooms, and live them in their dreams, and see them through others....but should they ever charge the streets with those eager challenges for passion, it would be with covered faces ( Read more... )

Montreal in winter is a cold, cruel place. It's the sort of city where you have to chip the tears off your cheeks when you start to cry, where words freeze barely halfway out of your mouth. The cold is a vindictive bride-she'll trap you between her thighs and turn your heart to ice if you're not careful. Most sensible people spend their time ( Read more... )

...but Baudelaire the poet is dead, in your arms there is no love, just a blue-eyed whore...This was the last time. Today was a last testament to our shameless pleasures, devoid of all attachment. I'll say these words, how many times is of no consequence, but we both know they'll never register in our heads ( Read more... )

You know those days when you wake up after having slept a total of an hour that night, and you just know that you shouldn't get out of bed, and should just go to sleep because if you don't, the day ahead promises to be absolute shit ( Read more... )

Everybody, meet my new best friend. He rolls his trousers, wears flood pants, plays the violin and has a little yellow guitar. Bonjour!

( Meet Patrick Wolf )

Ok, so I just wrote an entry, but whatever. I'm bored ( Read more... )

so you want to be a writer ( Read more... )