eight.

[opiumsunset]

I get so down around the Holidays. By around the Holidays I mean the entire space between my birthday and Christmas day.

That's the excuse I'm using for my lack of interest in this scrapbook. Hell, that's the excuse I'm using for my lack of interest in everything.

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[crucifixation]

;_____; I fucking love you. You have no idea how hard I'm laughing at that (and even harder when I look back at the tags I gave him safhjklasjkl).

[hislippymajesty]

Wait...you're here?

[ooc: omg would our loltalk today be somewhat responsible for the illustrious return of Le Grameaux? :o]

[opiumsunset]

I've been here. When did you blow in?

ooc;; it's a bit more morbid than that--;____; I realized how close to the sire Ingram Connor's suicide it was and thought to myself "shit, lol, Gram needs to be depressed". But, I think the company here miiiight encourage Grambourine to make something of a comeback.

[hislippymajesty]

A few weeks ago.

[ooc: OH LOL. Well, it'd just be swell if Gramulated Sugar sliiiid back into the world...that sentence made no sense. I just wanted to use the nickname 'Gramulated Sugar.']

[opiumsunset]

Time really fucking flies, here.

[mcguinn747]

You know what my wife has introduced to me on one cold and dreary December night? She showed me how to knit these nifty little fingerless gloves! I's very relaxing, and I found that the pattern I chose made me happy. They come in handy when I need to fly my airplanes in the colder season!

http://images.etsy.com/all_images/7/74c/558/il_430xN.17806648.jpg

Model: My beautiful wife, Camilia's god given hands. They are so silky all the time. You know, I bet you'd like to invest in some of her lotion, it's called JERGENS. J-E-R-G-E-N-S. Available at any select Rite-Aid or CVS pharmacy. She's a great woman.

[opiumsunset]

...I was so sure that you were leavin' me alone for good.

Your wife on the other hand is a very nice lady. She can come 'round any time she likes.

Wait. Why did you feel the need to show me this?

[mcguinn747]

Ahh it's almost like that saying: One man's junk is another man's treasure.

My wife is good...you are always so kind to her, Gram.

Praise the Lord.

and he shall goeth into the light without the slightest of temptations
-John 13:5

[opiumsunset]

I guess I can count tacky knits as treasure.

Oh, believe me, McGuinn. I try my hardest to please your old lady.

[nancyrossp]

GRAM! Where the HELL were you the other day? It was Polly's first preschool pageant! SHE WAS EXPECTING YOU!!! How can you just let her down like that??

[opiumsunset]

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Honey, sweetheart, baby? Where were you when I was hurtin' on the road an' you were flirtin' with all them other guys--pregnant, mind you.

And while you chew on that, I've been in a mental rehabilitation center at the request of my alcoholic stepfather. It's been peachy keen.

[nancyrossp]

That's not at all what happened! And you know it! I was only talking to McGuinn because HE was the only INTERESTED in my swelling belly -oh, and did you know that was your fault too? hah! Imagine that!

[opiumsunset]

That is so what happened! I was there to see it happen. I wrote not one but two songs chronicling the experience!

....you cheated on me with McGuinn?