I miss Sealab

[oppa_did_meanit]

So so so so so my roommate was on the phone and was all like "tonight I'm actually going to get some sleep! yaay!" because she's going over her boyfriend's or some bullshit. That makes me so happy because that means I'M going to get some sleep tonight because whenever she sleeps it sounds like a pig is dying on the other side of the room

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On TUESDAY?

[queenfaerie]

What ironic timing as it happens to be our code word for, my roommate is a crazy stupid dead bitch. And by the way, since I've grown quite fond of you over the beers, if you want her gone, just let me know. I've killed people in Florida from the sanctuary of New York before, and I will happily do it again. For a small fee of ten dollars. That shit is long distance and I need to use a phone. I'm charging you cost babe, how can you refuse?

Re: On TUESDAY?

[oppa_did_meanit]

I can't refuse! I need your number(s) again btw. Just call me or something. You lost your cell phone anyway if I'm not mistaken? Well, whatever. Caaaaall me