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opticalevil

[Anon text post, locked to hostiles]

Mar 24, 2009 17:25

Hey there big bads and assorted rude dudes and evil entrepreneurs!

There's a fella by the name of Billy Numerous who just got nabbed by DATS, what would it cost to get him sprung from DATS Neon's prison hospital?

so who's bored?, billy needs help in more ways then one, evil plots

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wutimmadeof March 24 2009, 23:50:10 UTC

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An attempt to rescue Subject: Billy Numerous would prove futile at present time. DATS Neon would have increased security after the incident with Subject: Albert Wily.

Unit: Metal Sonic will decline attempt.]

opticalevil March 24 2009, 23:55:33 UTC

Betcha a "real" Sonic could do it if he were evil.

wutimmadeof March 25 2009, 00:49:56 UTC

[The query of whether a "real" Sonic could do it is irrelevant.

The answer remains the same.

Allow Subject: Billy Numerous to "rot" for his actions.]

opticalevil March 25 2009, 00:54:15 UTC

Hey man if you can't do it you can't do it. No ones gonna fault you for being too weak. I if I could bust him outmyself I would.

[anonymous] smile_n_stab March 25 2009, 00:05:32 UTC

Nothing, because he's not worth "rescuing".

Re: [anonymous] opticalevil March 25 2009, 00:09:10 UTC

Aw Billy ain't so bad! Just think of it as an investment. I mean if someone sprung him he'd owe them henching services and I know from experience how useful the guy is when someone else is giving orders.

Re: [anonymous] smile_n_stab March 25 2009, 00:15:53 UTC

If he can't save himself? Then he is useless.

Re: [anonymous] opticalevil March 25 2009, 00:21:27 UTC

They've got him on something to keep his powers out of the picture, it's not his fault.

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[anon/untraceable] fowl_mud_boy March 25 2009, 00:18:06 UTC

That depends; how much is he worth?

Re: [anon/untraceable] opticalevil March 25 2009, 00:19:25 UTC

Err...dunno really. Guy can duplicate himself a ton of times, what do you think?

Re: [anon/untraceable] fowl_mud_boy March 25 2009, 00:22:21 UTC

Interesting. But currently; not something I can find beneficial. What can you offer me?

Re: [anon/untraceable] opticalevil March 25 2009, 00:26:10 UTC

Well...I'm a trained henchmen. I don't have alot of money but if you have something in mind...

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[anonymous] enshroudedsoul March 25 2009, 00:24:38 UTC

If he was that fucking stupid to get himself caught, then he ain't worth my time.

Go save your friend by yourself.

Re: [anonymous] opticalevil March 25 2009, 00:26:37 UTC

Sheesh what's you're problem?

Re: [anonymous] enshroudedsoul March 25 2009, 00:30:59 UTC

And this is why you shouldn't save your friend.

After all, what if he chooses to back stab you for helping him out?

Furthermore, have you even considered that he's going to use you until your usefulness has dried out?

Re: [anonymous] opticalevil March 25 2009, 00:49:35 UTC

See that's the thing about Billy, even if he did just want to use me like that I wouldn't really care. I'm a criminal for fun. You have to expect to be betrayed eventually.

That aside Billy's got a major loyalty issue since one of his team mates betrayed him before he got here. Backstabbing other crooks is something he wouldn't do unless the payoff was huge.

Now heroes? Oh yeah. He'd sell them out in an instant.

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[anon] imasoulblazer March 25 2009, 00:46:55 UTC

999,999,999,999,999 bits per each saving of an unworthy loser.

Re: [anon] opticalevil March 25 2009, 00:50:17 UTC

Heh, I knew this wouldn't be easy. Billy's not one to make friends easy.

Re: [anon] imasoulblazer March 25 2009, 00:51:07 UTC

On a serious note: If you can actually get that much I MIGHT actually consider doing it.

Re: [anon] opticalevil March 25 2009, 00:56:49 UTC

First semi-offer I've had all day. What would help influence your choice?

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