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[optie]

So I'm at work today, and my japanese boss lady asks me how my drivers test went. I told her. She was all like

"Congraturations! Do you feer rike man now?"

I smiled and nodded and said "yesh"

But really, I was thinking No. I'd feel like a man if I could stick my tube steak in a pink taco. Get me some kinky, horizontal surf n' turf goin on.Oh

Comments

[damnuimnotaditz]

don't ever talk like that again.

now lets make out.

[optie]

ok.

ok.

[barenaked_enid]

Was it a clown that had been raped and was out for revenge?

[optie]

Well, he drove a GMC... so maybe.