Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: For those who are guessing -- looking the lyrics up on a search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game, post your ( Read more... )

I miss you. This depresses me.

Also, I ran out of Tamiya Grey Primer before I could finish my model kit. This depresses me, also.

Being depressed is depressing. Heh.

...I'm voting for John McCain today.

There's a lot of reasons. I think they're good ones, and I encourage you to read on to understand my thought processes here, before demonizing me, you bleeding-heart liberal faggots.

First of all, I feel Obama's plans for getting out of Iraq are silly and unrealistic. I'm all for an additional surge of troops, ( Read more... )

Today, I went to the local Kawasaki dealership. Looked at the bike I want. It's preeeeeetty.

It costs a lot. Apparently, they do financing and package deals at this place, so I can actually get the cost of the helmet included in the bike or something. That, to me, is fucking sweet. It's $500+ less I have to spend, and that kicks ass.

It's a lot of ( Read more... )

I am 6'4". 23 years old. I weigh 276lbs ( Read more... )

Awesome things are coming, my friends. Tomorrow, I get a new computer. Tuesday, I get an awesome new novel from my favorite author of all time, Matthew Woodring Stover. (GO READ CAINE BLACK KNIFE.) Conveniently, without asking for it, I get this coming Tuesday and Wednesday off from work, so I will be reading as much of that book as humanxly ( Read more... )

The Wiz is bizarre ( Read more... )

Lord, that movie was bad.

Ughhhhhhh. Why did you agree to be in this movie, Harrison? Was it is the money? Did George promise to have ILM make Calista Flockhart look not-like a survivor of Auschwitz? I don't get why you would be in this horrible movie.

Fukken awesome, amirite?

Anyway, to whomever sees this in their friends page and thinks "...who? Oh, right, him. Huh. I thought he died." I say "Hi. I work in porn now. Ha ha ha." This is what a college education got me. Pornography. Expect to see my name in legitimate work within four years, though.

In the continuing saga of stuff being stupid, my new job has yet to pay me for the three weeks of work I've done for them. Which means I can't go in today, so they just fucked themselves ( Read more... )