You know what I'm excited about?

[optimalop]

Awesome things are coming, my friends. Tomorrow, I get a new computer. Tuesday, I get an awesome new novel from my favorite author of all time, Matthew Woodring Stover. (GO READ CAINE BLACK KNIFE.) Conveniently, without asking for it, I get this coming Tuesday and Wednesday off from work, so I will be reading as much of that book as humanxly

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[monzo]

Huh. You aren't dead. Again!

I am an ex-ex-parrot.

[optimalop]

And, uh, you're not dead either?