Bacon

[optimista]

Schlotzsky's has a new sandwich called the Bacon Beefy Smokecheesy.

That has got to be the best worst name for a sandwich ever! I wish I could get paid to write really bad sandwich names like that.

Comments

I want one!

[drjohn]

Like "Rooty Tooty Fresh-n-Frooty", they have an advertising sticky-named winner, there.

It's very stoner-y, very Snoop Dogg. Just wave your hands and ramble loudly about the sandwich you want, and they will know.

They'll know.

Re: I want one!

[deeptape]

I'd like a Bacon bacony bacon-bacon sandwich.

Please.

[spacemanmatt]

the worst name for a breakfast cereal i could come up with (yes, i was in a contest for this...) was, "Peanut Crunch"

i guess it has more impact if you hate peanuts as much as i do.

[deeptape]

Honey Bunches of Crunk

[optimista]

Crispy Penis Flakes.

[baldomom]

That's even better than "The Baconator."

I want a Bacon Beefy Smokecheesy lunch.

Bacon Beefy Smokecheesy

[anonymous]

I'm the guy who gets paid to name sandwiches like this. And guess what...the Bacon Beefy Smokecheesy is the most successful Limited Time Sandwich introduced at Schlotzsky's...ever.

Re: Bacon Beefy Smokecheesy

[optimista]

Congratulations!

Do you think it is because of the name?

And wow...I'm impressed that you are so on it that you found my little ol' blog post.