Yesterday I graduated from Brevard Community College. Now it's off to... the northeast part of the BCC campus. Wooo ( Read more... )

It's either do this or watch "Turn My Nerd Into a Hot & Sexy Knockout!" on Maury. Let's do this ( Read more... )

I'm bored! Where are you people?! I need entertainment ( Read more... )

So I just finished watching the Video Game Awards on Spike TV, and the show was a little... odd. Nothing wrong with the nominations or the winners, well, almost nothing wrong. The look of the show was a Soviet-era one, complete with a sexy woman with a Commie cap. That was nice. But the show was screwed up in one big way: the presenters. They were ( Read more... )

Firstoff, thanks to Brad I now have PhotoShop. My creativity and utter retardation can now be expressed fully. Case in point, here's my first project on Photoshop:
http://superrobotoprahdanceparty.ytmnd.com/Yes, I'm very well aware that it is stupid. Now some of you know ( Read more... )

I love Vince McMahon so much. That trial last night was both retarded and funny as hell. Mae Young doing the sign for cunnilingus was horrifying and hilarious at the same time. She's so old and nasty. Why do those two always want to do some sexual act on wrestling? The writers must have a fetish ( Read more... )

I finally joined the 21st Century and got high speed internet. No more craptastic AOL. So long, fuckers ( Read more... )

The only thing I did that was cool today was walk around Wendy's like Vince McMahon and talk to SmarterChild with Andy. Here's some exerts ( Read more... )

I'm only posting because I haven't done it in a couple of days. I really have nothing to talk about. I'm tired, so I'm just gonna write whatever pops in my head in these few minutes before I go to bed ( Read more... )

...TO JAY LENO!


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