the results are in

[optout]

my science team partner and I asked 26 random people the following question:
when wiping, do you wad or fold?
the results are as follows:
wad = 7, 27% *¹
fold = 11, 42% *²
combo = 6, 23%
n/a = 2, 8% (1 no answer, 1 uses tissues)this one goes a little more in-depth. my science team partner and I also asked 26 random people (some the same as the

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[tragicsupernova]

you're welcome!

[anonymous]

As optout's science team partner, I oversaw much of the testing procedures and was the leading scientist in determining the precise neurological synapse responses when answering these difficult questions. I was flabberghasted to find my hypothesis was incorrect: females from the age of 18-25 fold their toilet paper when wiping their genital regions after defacation and/or urination, and the same group absolutely does not urinate in the shower. The reason for my hypothesis was quite simple. Females in general, and more importantly in this age group, are quite delicate and use extreme caution and grace when executing medial tasks, such as wiping their nether regions. Thusly, folding one's toilet paper would seem a likely procedure given these circumstances, as it is much more ladylike and calculating. On the same note, urinating in the shower would seem an exclusively male activity, as the male genetalia is highly accessible and exposed. A female urinating in the shower is a relatively lewd act, and when this act was pictured in my

[optout]

precisely.