I was such a gump!
And terribly fat, to boot.
Edit: ::heavy sigh:: Oi. I can not believe that I used to look like that. That was from 2003! My high school (Hello, Dolly!) cast party. Whomever decided to take that, I want to string up. There were SO many times that they could have taken a picture -- and so many WERE taken; of other people that look far better than myself -- but SOMEone insisted on making me look like a JELLO MOLD! Argh! Anyway, I am fine, but disturbed by my old life.