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Character: Asari
Series: 是-ZE-
Character Age: a whole lot older than the ~mid-twenties he looks
Job: First Aid for Dummies (NEW AND IMPROVED: learn with a hands-on approach!)
Canon: Kotodama (言霊）is the ability to use words as a weapon. However, when this ability is utilized to hurt or kill, the user is often physically injured as a result. To protect themselves, most kotodama make use of a "kami", or a paper-person substitute. These substitutes are paper people in the most literal sense, created through a mixture of paper pulp and a small amount of blood and bone to give them a personality and appearance. They look and act like humans practically perfectly in every way. These kami take on the kotodama's injuries through a transfer of touch and bodily fluid(s).
Asari is one of the oldest kami, and has the arrogance that comes with age. He's flippant, casual, and enjoys joking around. Asari's a trickster and teases people to enjoy their reactions, but it's very rare of him to do anything potentially dangerous with his pranks. That said, pissing him off is dangerous, as he's one of those people who ^___^ when they're annoyed, but has no qualms about being violent when angry. It can take him a while to warm up to someone, but he is very passionate in his loyalty once it's earned. Dismissive of authority, Asari would much rather laze around and drink than do what someone else wants him to do, but if he's made up his mind to do something, it's ridiculously difficult to get him to stop.
Sample Post:
"First aid for"--what? Wait, hold on a sec, first-aid isn't exactly my thing. I can't think of a worse person for a job like this! Your director didn't do her research very well at all, ahaha... I seriously can't teach anyone my method of healing, though. And honestly, was the whole hands-on thing really necessary in the course description? Advertising that is just--ew. Bad taste, seriously. It's kind of like saying "MASSEUR FOR HIRE, specializing in delicate areas" or something along those lines. I'm not that easy, even if that's what she said! I promise you, there wouldn't be a happy ending for anyone if I tried.
Well, I guess I have some baaasic idea of first aid. Point me in the direction of the injured and maybe I'd be able to give you some ideas on how to fix them? Bandages, gauze padding, ice packs... And some sort of antibiotic-liquid-thing for open wounds, if I recall correctly. What was it...sulfuric acid? Wait no, hyrdochloric...? I know there's a "hydro" in there. Hydrogen peroxide! Right, that. Haha, I was close! Sort of~. But in any case, who's the injured party? Wait, it's you guys? But...you're zombies. Zombies are already dead! Just, well. Risen from the dead! And I know I'm stunningly good looking, but there's only so much I can raise...if you get my drift ♥.
In any case! I can't do anything about your deadness, so all this insisting isn't going to get you anywhere. Hey, did you know? Even the most skilled healers can't help you if you've got maggots gnawing on your brain! Stop trying; that's beyond the realm of first-aid, and is now in the realm of necromancy. Or is that voodoo? Huh... I don't know much about all those strange Western ritual bits and pieces and what not. I do know that even if you can bring the dead back, though, they won't be the same. You won't be the same, if someone tried to call you back. It's a soul thing, see, which isn't so much like a halo or angel wings or whatever it is people seem to think. It's kind of like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, soul-y rolly...stuff.
Too difficult to explain! Let's move on, I went waaay off topic there. So, first aid, first aid. What else can I say about this class I'm supposed to be teaching? Oh, oh! I got it! So, I know it says "Hands on First Aid" but hands-on does not mean your hands can be on me. Or up my shirt. Or in my pants! Right, this has gone on long enough. This class has now become a HANDS-OFF class. And trust me, I mean that very, very literally. Ahahaha~!
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[vote] 91.8%
Series: 是-ZE-
Character Age: a whole lot older than the ~mid-twenties he looks
Job: First Aid for Dummies (NEW AND IMPROVED: learn with a hands-on approach!)
Canon: Kotodama (言霊）is the ability to use words as a weapon. However, when this ability is utilized to hurt or kill, the user is often physically injured as a result. To protect themselves, most kotodama make use of a "kami", or a paper-person substitute. These substitutes are paper people in the most literal sense, created through a mixture of paper pulp and a small amount of blood and bone to give them a personality and appearance. They look and act like humans practically perfectly in every way. These kami take on the kotodama's injuries through a transfer of touch and bodily fluid(s).
Asari is one of the oldest kami, and has the arrogance that comes with age. He's flippant, casual, and enjoys joking around. Asari's a trickster and teases people to enjoy their reactions, but it's very rare of him to do anything potentially dangerous with his pranks. That said, pissing him off is dangerous, as he's one of those people who ^___^ when they're annoyed, but has no qualms about being violent when angry. It can take him a while to warm up to someone, but he is very passionate in his loyalty once it's earned. Dismissive of authority, Asari would much rather laze around and drink than do what someone else wants him to do, but if he's made up his mind to do something, it's ridiculously difficult to get him to stop.
Sample Post:
"First aid for"--what? Wait, hold on a sec, first-aid isn't exactly my thing. I can't think of a worse person for a job like this! Your director didn't do her research very well at all, ahaha... I seriously can't teach anyone my method of healing, though. And honestly, was the whole hands-on thing really necessary in the course description? Advertising that is just--ew. Bad taste, seriously. It's kind of like saying "MASSEUR FOR HIRE, specializing in delicate areas" or something along those lines. I'm not that easy, even if that's what she said! I promise you, there wouldn't be a happy ending for anyone if I tried.
Well, I guess I have some baaasic idea of first aid. Point me in the direction of the injured and maybe I'd be able to give you some ideas on how to fix them? Bandages, gauze padding, ice packs... And some sort of antibiotic-liquid-thing for open wounds, if I recall correctly. What was it...sulfuric acid? Wait no, hyrdochloric...? I know there's a "hydro" in there. Hydrogen peroxide! Right, that. Haha, I was close! Sort of~. But in any case, who's the injured party? Wait, it's you guys? But...you're zombies. Zombies are already dead! Just, well. Risen from the dead! And I know I'm stunningly good looking, but there's only so much I can raise...if you get my drift ♥.
In any case! I can't do anything about your deadness, so all this insisting isn't going to get you anywhere. Hey, did you know? Even the most skilled healers can't help you if you've got maggots gnawing on your brain! Stop trying; that's beyond the realm of first-aid, and is now in the realm of necromancy. Or is that voodoo? Huh... I don't know much about all those strange Western ritual bits and pieces and what not. I do know that even if you can bring the dead back, though, they won't be the same. You won't be the same, if someone tried to call you back. It's a soul thing, see, which isn't so much like a halo or angel wings or whatever it is people seem to think. It's kind of like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, soul-y rolly...stuff.
Too difficult to explain! Let's move on, I went waaay off topic there. So, first aid, first aid. What else can I say about this class I'm supposed to be teaching? Oh, oh! I got it! So, I know it says "Hands on First Aid" but hands-on does not mean your hands can be on me. Or up my shirt. Or in my pants! Right, this has gone on long enough. This class has now become a HANDS-OFF class. And trust me, I mean that very, very literally. Ahahaha~!
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[vote] 91.8%