I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. Very predominantly. So it isn't unusual for me to get a "We don't need no other white boys in the neighborhood," or a "'Sup white bread," or my personal favorite, and most reocurring - "Fuckin' cracker," once or twice a day ( Read more... )

That's the second time I have misspelled "sarcastic" in the last two days. Geez. That and "afraid." I always thin there should be and H in the one, and another F in the other.

Luks laik ma riting skilz nid uh lidl halp.

Sadly, he was being sarchastic. Still, that's exactly what I'm doing ( Read more... )

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Snowing again today. Beautiful snow though. Huge, fat flakes that looked like polka-dots when they landed on my coat. Probably actually not single flakes, but a bunch of flakes huddled together to stay warm on the way down ( Read more... )

Here's the weird thing: every time I've looked out the window today, it hasn't been snowing. Yet every time I step outside, it is. This leads me to believe that I may actually have a cloud hanging over my head today. I'm not unhappy or anything, I just think I have a weather system hovering over me ( Read more... )

They say clothes make the man. So, the less the man, the more the clothes.

I've been wearing my coat all day.

I remember, when I was little, reading a book called "The Weather Works" by Mike Wilks. It was a really beautifully illustrated poem about this factory-like place where all the world's weather is made. One day this man in a green suit brings a strange pet (that you never actually see, but I always thought it was a unicorn because there's one ( Read more... )

I got the show. And I think I'll do it. I was a little apprehensive at first, but I think I'll do it. It'll be good to do something in the city, and I've never done restoration comedy before, so that'll be interesting. And the people seem happy and capable. Who knows? We'll see ( Read more... )

Oh, I am so tempted to leave early. Just slip out, and no one will know. No one will know but me ( Read more... )