ahahaha irdk.

[onion_]

mainly, i'm just surprised at how easily the pronouns came to me while i typed.
(stevie/lamps. always-been-a-girl!fic. wait, what?) (there's really no point to this, just an unfortunate side-effect of clocking in waaayy too many hours of bend it like beckham.)

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[wonderkid]

"did you know that it takes forty-three muscles to frown and only seventeen to smile?"

"frankie?"

"i gave you my number right? i thought."

LOL. you realize i kind of hate you for every sentence here, right? but at the same time IT'S ALL WEIRDLY EXCELLENT. i don't think i've ever read crack fic and actually laughed out loud before this.

the weirdest part is while i find it hard to imagine stevie as a girl (which in my head means: exactly as he is irl, just in a dress), it's really easy for me to see frankie. uh. waitaminutenow.

(she pauses, like she's timing a punchline and it has to be exact. "but then again, this relationship's always been kind of one-sided, anyway."

WEEPS. why don't you write more often again? ♥)

you don't want to know how seriously i contemplated that girl!stevie manip. ahahaha oh.

[onion_]

her hair is straight and blond (or light-brown, maybe, depending on which time of the day you catch her in) that she always pulls back into a loose ponytail. when she doesn't, the ends curl round her bare shoulders, and it always tickles and it's irritating as all hell but she just cldn't be arsed to get them cut. (mostly, she just likes the feeling of frankie's fingers in them, the soft look she gets in her eyes.) she's more of a t-shirt, jeans & converse kinda girl. the only sort of dresses that stevie owns are those that are found in the grandma-appropriate section of the dpmt. store, if not entirely because she still lives with her folks, older brother paul and their old fat cat whose been arnd even longer than her it seems, and it makes her sort of skeevy to wear anything above her knees with them in the house.

(frankie, though, frankie. for now, it's black and looks kinda like this --just as messy because she only believes in finger-combing. and her fringe falls all over her face, but she never ever does anything abt it, &

[wonderkid]

--just as messy because she only believes in finger-combing.
i hate you, do you realize? now every time i think about jt/lamps, i'm going to have this in the back of my head-- girl!lampsy. CRYING.

but i have to say: reading any bit of stevie/xabi is going to be a lot more interesting now. considering how boring they've been for a while, that's probably a step in the right direction. (it's the converse that won me over. of course.)

which naturally brings on the next thought: xabi as-- no. no no no! he's off-limits too!

(has it really been a year? well, never mind, i hadn't posted for nearly that, 10 months or something. it's crazy, isn't it? where did the time go! i still remember when you introduced me to stevie/lamps for the first time. that was an excellent picspam, by the way! :D obviously it made a big impression.)

[onion_]

ilu2. :DD !!! girl!lampsy/boy!jt = sekrit het otp of our ♥s?? i am strangely enamored with this, tbh.

also, kid!fic y/n? (as in: the boys as kids annoying the fuck out of each other --i just think it'd be ~hi~larious, them doing boy-type things together pre-puberty. and then being each other's First Loves etcetc i just need this like BURNING now ok?) (see what i have to do to make fbslash interesting these days? every time i see another fic with a disclaimer that apologises for their ~weird~ pairing, and where there're boys downing sangria that magically turn them all into kinky sluts, my soul dies a little bit more