I don't expect u guys to read this garbage but I was really really bored so I stole it off whito. Thanks my love.
THE BASICS
FULL NAME: Zoe Rachel Grams
DATE OF BIRTH: November 24, 1986
GENDER: Female
LOCATION: Edinburgh, Glasgow, Vancouver. Glasgow right now (oh I feel so cosmopolitan)
ETHNICITY: Oh man, there's some Scottish, English, French, Polish, and German in me.
ZODIAC SIGN: Sagitarrius - can't spell it.
REASON FOR TAKING SURVEY: I am sooo bored
GOING DEEPER
IF ANY, NAME ANY PHOBIAS YOU HAVE: no phobias. got some fears tho.
IF YOU COULD COME FROM ANY COUNTRY THAT WASN'T YOUR OWN, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Uh... that's a tough one... uh... CANADA?? or Italy actually.
DO YOU DRINK: ya
DO YOU SMOKE: nope. well, shisha occasionally.
IF SO, WHEN DID YOU START SMOKING: n/a
IF ANY, WHAT DRUGS HAVE YOU DONE: weed.
NAME EVERY COUNTRY YOUR THAT YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS ORIGINATE FROM OR LIVE IN: well all of whitos so that's latvia, britain, america, eastern europe then other people in china, more america, more canada, norway, kuwait, uh... it's really bad to go to smus and then be asked that question.
NOW DO THE SAME FOR YOUR FAMILY: britain, poland, canada.
ARE YOU A JUNK FOOD PERSON OR HEALTHY EATER: right now healthy
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: minging disgusting student flat that gets flooded by sewage and
NAME ANY PETS YOU MAY HAVE: sparky in edinburgh (cat), breenie in vancouver (also a cat)
DO YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOL: damn right
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CLASS: english lit all the way
WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE: psychology - don't get me started on their stupid sciency experiments that take up too much time and are pointless because the hypothesis was so obvious...
WHAT GENRE OF MOVIE DO YOU PREFER: wierd ones. or... mainstream films that make you think.
WHAT MOVIES FROM THAT GENRE DO YOU LIKE THE MOST: eternal sunshine, magnolia, secretary, being john malkovich, eating raoul, thelma and louise... i can't remember the rest.
ARE YOU A GAMER: nope
IF SO, WHAT GAMES DO YOU PLAY: n/a
WHAT MUSIC GENRE DO YOU LISTEN TO MOST: mostly seventies stuff. some wierd stuff from pete, which im enjoying. musicals. uh... lots of things.
NAME SOME BANDS/ARTISTS YOU LIKE: led zepalin, queen, pink floyd, bowie, sarah mclachlan, dfa1979, love rufus wainwright right now, sinead o'conner, the smiths etc etc
IF YOU COULD ELIMINATE THE EXISTENCE OF ONE BAND/ARTIST, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE: i don't know.
ARE YOU INTO SELF CATEGORIZATION? IF SO, WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF: Uh... pass
FAVOURITES
TIME OF THE YEAR: I always say it's winter, but I think that's a lie. I was so happy when it was sunny for the first time in ages! so summmer.
FRIEND: Bex. but I don't like favourites.
PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD: whitto, I'm taking this out because i don't have one.
FAMILY MEMBER: mum or dad.
ANIMAL: tigers! and elephants!
SWEET FOOD: banana soya milk, baklava, sorbet, cereal - omg ive got sooo boring with this vegan thing.
SAVOURY FOOD: well my favourites are cheese and stuff but now I guess it's pasta, salads, GOOD BREAD.
SPICY FOOD: a thai green curry.
COUNTRY: canada or italy.
COLOUR: green or red.
SITCOM: spaced. does that count? or... nope, i dunno any.
CARTOON: simpsons, starting to watch family guy more.
TV CHANNEL: channel 4
PASTIME: reading or just sitting about with friends
DRUG: life.
ahahaha - did you think i was serious for a second? ah i would never write such drivel without irony. i don't thnk i have one. penicillen. they're all pretty shite aren't they?
FICTIONAL BOOK: salamander, the master and margarita, 1984, c/o, jane eyre, glamorama, the crimson petal and the white. way more.
NON-FICTIONAL BOOK: the country under my skin by giaconda belli.
ROMANCE MOVIE: uh... i think the fact it's a romance movie would mean i hate it. i think i have a soft spot for a few, if I'm honest I spose.
SCI-FI MOVIE: ha.
HISTORICAL DRAMA MOVIE: does dangerous liasons count?? oooh - i forgot about that! that's one of my faves too.
HORROR MOVIE: they all scare me way too much.
PORNO: unfortunately I'm not a conosur (i know that's shite spelling but when I tried doing it the french way it looked wierd so I gave up) of these so as of yet i have no opinion. probably won't for a while.
ANIME: any that don't exist yet.
MAGAZINE: QMUNICATE!! haha... but seriously, apart from that wonder of literature that we all love probably the private eye.
GAMES CONSOLE: i spose i'll have to say the one in pete's room because it lets me watch him play prince of persia over and over and over and over until I'm way too high on excitement. ya.
WEBSITE: livejournal, some random activisty ones, amnesty isn't my fave but i visit it quite a lot, the onion.
SWEAR WORD: bugger's a rather lovely one
ICE CREAM FLAVOUR:used to be chocolate *sob*. or mint chocolate. or no, wait: ben and jerry's peanut butter cup mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
CLOTHING BRAND, IF ANY: one that doesn't employ 5 year old children for 16 hrs a day
STORE: roots and fruits, the second hand bookstores. I haven't been shopping in ages. God I'm turning into such a ridiculous hippy who doesn't actually live in society.
PLACE TO RELAX: home. not glasgow as much as I love it.
PLACE TO SHOP: that's an oxymoron for me.
PLACE TO PARTY: the qm union probably. or the flat. don't really care where, long as tis happening.
BELIEFS AND OPINIONS
WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON...
THE WAR ON TERROR: I can see a reason for it but I think they're going about it all wrong. don't get me started.
ABORTION: pro-choice. i can see why people have a problem with it but I can't imagine becoming pregnant at this stage in my life. i would be so terrified and distraught. maybe that's not consistent with my death penalty stance and being vegan. Not something I ever want to go through, or would wish anyone to go through, but I think it's important to have that decision for people to make because otherwise women will just do it illegally and there will be even more deaths. No-one's given me a good enough reason to be against it.
THE ILLUMINATI: don't care.
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: i'm not going to get started on this. I think it's terrible. One of the worst parts of society and people who don't see this are short sighted in the extreme. I don't really care if that sounds judgemental because I really believe it, and I think this is such an important topic. ok, this is the end because otherwise i will go on forever.
MUSIC / MOVIE PIRACY: well im guilty of music piracy in the sense that i copy cds from friends. i see why it's a problem.
SATANISM: not really threatening, just stupid.
COMMUNISM: i think socialism is good but communism is just not thought out well enough and it's based on violence so it will never work. i think it's a fad for people now to be all 'oooh look at me, I'm anti-capitalist and still buy starbucks but I'm a communist! look at me! aren't i radical?' and I don't think that's very big or clever. I feel like a bitch with all this opinion stuff. maybe it's coz im tired, or maybe im just being more truthful than i usually would be.
CHILD ABUSE: well i think it's great... what the hell? what kindof question is that?? against, against, tis awful.
RAPE: one rape every 3 seconds. i think people know how terrible it is but don't think that they're small actions or words can contribute but really rape is just part of the problem that faces women and everyone should be dealing with it.
TAXES: necessary but totally mis-managed.
CHRISTMAS: not fussed.
THIRD WORLD DEBT: unneccessary and immoral.
THE IRAQ WAR & SADDAM HUSSEIN: some facts which will probably make my stance clear: - more ppl died in the war than they did under his regime. - there are way worse dictatorships in the world: but they don't have oil, or else they do but we like them because they give us trade and money. - the war was undemocratic and illegal in britain. - the government lied to the people and still haven't taken the blame. - now there's a law which makes it illegal for farmers to keep seeds from one year to the next. instead they have to buy them again from guess who? monsanto! the evil gm company. so they've got rid of tradition and culture while impoverishing the people. classy stuff. there are bad men in the world, like saddam. there are also bad men like bush who are more dangerous because they have a whole empire behind them of money and companies. who's going to stop all that bush represents? who can now that it is so powerful and not just one man but a way of life?
CENSORSHIP: shouldn't be.
NATIONAL SOCIALISM: socialism yes. national socialism? dunno.
LIBERTARIANISM: good stuff indeed.
REPUBLICANS: short sighted
DEMOCRATS: a bit better than republicans.
OUTSOURCING: damaging.
WHITE PRIDE: be proud but not judgemental or racist.
WHITE POWER: assholes.
RACISM IN GENERAL: once again: are you kidding me?? against.
FEMINISM: for, but in the true sense of the word feminism. none of this hypocritical 'men are dogs' bullshit.
PEOPLE WHO USE THEIR CELL PHONES DURING MOVIES: you gotta wonder.
GAY MARRIAGE: totally for. two people love each other. end of.
NUCLEAR WARFARE: oh hell yes! let's blow it all up!
ANIMAL TESTING: against, as everyone is, but who actually does anything about it and boycott things????
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
GOD: undecided.
A COUNTER-GOD OR DEVIL: definately not.
REINCARNATION: undecided.
THE SOUL: dunno.
EVOLUTION: yup.
ANGELS: kindof
KARMA: in a sense, yes.
DO YOU CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS: yes. but only coz m family does.
HOW DO YOU CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY: depends. usually i like small things like a meal with friends.
WHAT IS YOUR RELIGION: i don't have one. i don't really want one right now - i'm happy picking and choosing from different faiths.
DOES YOUR FAMILY HAVE SPECIAL CUSTOMS: yes
HAVE YOU EVER CONVERTED FROM ANOTHER RELIGION OR ATHEISM: well i was really into buddhism for a while
ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN: no. im a vegan that's finding it so hard but it's worth it.
FOR THE OLDER KIDS, SEX!
ARE YOU A VIRGIN: nope
IF APPLICABLE, DID YOU LIKE YOUR FIRST TIME: yup
EVER GIVEN HEAD*sigh* these are useful and mature, huh? yes
EVER RECEIVED HEAD: yes
EVER DONE ANAL: nope
DOES S&M APPEAL TO YOU: not particularly.
DO YOU WATCH PORNOGRAPHY: nope.
HOW OFTEN DO YOU MASTURBATE: enough.
EVER HAD SEX WHILST DRUNK: nope. i feel like i've missed out on part of my irresponsible teenage years.still 1 to go, i suppose.
DO YOU REGRET ANY SEXUAL INCIDENTS THAT OCCURED ON YOUR PART: not really.
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF SEXUALLY ACTIVE: ya.
TELL US ABOUT ANY OF YOUR PERSONAL BELIEFS REGARDING SEX: i think sex is what you want it to be: a fuck, something to share with one person, something that is still to be decided upon. the latter is where i'm at. i think people talk about sex more now, and have sex more, but aren't more in touch with their sexuality or true beliefs about it. and i think that's a bad thing.
YOUR LOVE LIFE
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW: nope
ARE YOU, OR HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE: no, no.
WHAT'S YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION: straight, but i wouldn't say no to sinead, angelina, liv or winona.
ARE YOU, OR DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING MARRIED: no, and i don't want to: i just want to find someone and go on living with them in my life.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN SOULMATES: yes, but i think not many people find them.
DO YOU THINK LONG DISTANCE LOVE IS POSSIBLE: sometimes.
COULD YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING UNFAITHFUL: yes. possibly. i feel bad saying that but I'm being honest. There is a possibility that I would if I wasn't in a v good relationship, which I know is bad.
WHAT DO YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPISITE SEX FIRST: face, height, personality.
BIGGEST TURN-ONS: intelligence, quirks, confidence, spontenaity, tallness, nice smile.
BIGGEST TURN-OFFS: bad teeth, short, assholey or boring.
TALLER OR SHORTER THAN YOU: taller all the way.
EVER BROKEN SOMEONE'S HEART: i don't think so.
HAS SOMEONE EVER BROKEN YOURS: not yet.
DO / WOULD YOU HAVE CHILDREN: maybe. i always say i won't, but just between you and me i either want none or 4.
ANY RELATIONSHIP BELIEFS: yup.
YOUR BAD SIDE
DO YOU STEAL, OR HAVE YOU STOLEN: i stole a ring when i was about 14. i put it back. it was worth 2 bucks but still.
IF SO, WAS IT FROM A STORE OR A PERSON YOU KNOW: no
HAVE YOU BEEN INTIMATE WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER: yes. i know it's bad. although actually at the time i didn't know.
DO YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S KINDNESS: no way
HAVE YOU LIED TO YOUR PARENTS: sometimes, not too often. not any more.
DO YOU GET JEALOUS EASILY: not really. i get jelous of silly things.
DO YOU HAVE A BAD TEMPER: no. well, depends about what.
HAVE YOU EVER MADE SOMEONE CRY: yes.
EVER PHYSICALLY HURT SOMEONE: yes, and i feel so bad for it but bex's brother did make my nose bleed with a coke bottle and also slapped me with a leather slipper constantly so I slapped him back.
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF RACIST: nope.
MUST YOU ALWAYS SEEK VENGEANCE: never.
THIS OR THAT
ALCOHOL OR MARIJUANA: marijuana because it kills way less people, but i prefer alcohol.
COCA-COLA OR PEPSI: pepsi because they're not as evil and don't kill people in columbia.
A QUIET EVEING AT HOME OR A WILD NIGHT OUR: both. at the same time lol.
EXTREME INTELLIGENCE OR UNBELIEVABLE BEAUTY: intelligence.
A PERMANENT, STABLE RELATIONSHIP OR AN INSANE SEX LIFE: one of each at some pt in my life. the former for long term though.
CHRISTMAS WITHOUT GIFTS OR CHRISTMAS WITHOUT EVERYTHING ELSE: without gifts.
THE ABILITY TO FLY OR THE ABILITY TO BE INVISIBLE: flying, no question.
HEARING OR SEEING: that's awful. uh... i think i'd rather have sight.
DEPRESSION OR ANXIETY: depression. but i want neither.
IMMORTALITY WITHOUT THE ABILITY TO DIE OR MORTALITY: mortality.
DEATH BY FREEZING OR BURNING: freezing - that's easy.
DEATH BY SUFFOCATION OR BEING STABBED: depends where i'm stabbed. if it's quick then that. otherwise suffocation.
LOTS OF ACQUAINTANCES OR A FEW CLOSE FRIENDS: close friends, with some acquaintances.
TO BE A SINGER OR AN ACTOR/ACTRESS: singer
ETERNAL DAY OR ETERNAL NIGHT: neither - both would be unbearable.
X-RAY VISION OR PSYCHIC ABILITIES: psychic abilities.
SWEET OR SAVOURY: sweet. no, savoury. no, sweet. i dunno.
TO NEVER SLEEP OR NEVER EAT: eat. i hate not sleeping. but then again i've never been truly hungry so i don't know.
TO EAT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT OR SLEEP AS MUCH AS YOU WANT: sleep
WORLD DOMINATION OR INFINITE KNOWLEDGE OF ALL THINGS: knowledge, providing i can use it for good and not just know it but not be able to use it.
BRITNEY SPEARS OR CHRISTINA AGUILERA: christina.
BUSH OR KERRY: kerry.
TO ENSLAVE OR TO BE ENSLAVED: enslave so i can be nice. i know that's selfish.
TO RESORT TO CANNIBALISM OR DIE: if they were already dead then i would eat meat. i would rather die than kill them though.
THE LAST
PERSON YOU TALKED TO: not online - my mum
PERSON YOU ARGUED WITH: well lori about the war in iraq, but a proper argument was... probably my mum. i can't remember, was so long ago.
PERSON YOU HUGGED: sam.
PERSON YOU KISSED: annas. that was ages ago. no - i lie. twas sarah (drunken spin the bottle, was short and to shut up the baying crowd)
PERSON YOU TEXTED: let me check... sam.
PHONECALL: dad. then pete.
THING YOU ATE: rice cakes
THING YOU DRANK: water
TIME YOU SHOWERED: about 3 hrs ago
TIME YOU TOLD SOMEONE YOU LOVED THEM: about 2 hrs ago.
TIME SOMEONE SAID THEY LOVE YOU: 2 hrs ago.
TIME YOU LAUGHED: an hour ago.
TIME YOU VOMITED: rum and salt. canadian night. was not good.
PAYCHECK: years ago.
TV SHOW YOU WATCHED: hustle
SONG YOU LISTENED TO: i want it all, queen. it's on random.
MOVIE YOU WATCHED: robin hood: prince of theives.
DREAM YOU HAD: last night and i don't remember it.
TIME YOU GOT DRUNK: 10 hour cheesy pop. I was waaaasted. twas a wonderful night.
PARTY YOU WENT TO: couple of days ago. left early.
ITEM OF CLOTHING YOU BOUGHT: white cotton top.
PERSON YOU WOULD SLEEP WITH: uh... my father, i guess??
HAVE EVER BEEN CALLED A - with all these ill just say yes if i know i have. coz otherwise ill be like 'well maybe' all the way through.
BITCH: yes.
BASTARD: nope
BEAUTIFUL: yes
TALENTED: ya
A WASTE OF SPACE: nope
LIAR: ya
GEEK: totally!
NERD: nope
LOSER: probably
PECULIAR: ya
INTELLIGANT: ya
SKINNY: ha! no.
FAT: by me.
PRETTY: yes.
PREPPY: uh... no.
GOTH: no.
EMO: nope
GRUNGER: nope.
FIEND: my mum always calls me a fiend when i eat all the food...
INNOVATIVE: ya
WEIRDO:ya
STUPID: probably
RETARDED: i call myself that
ANNOYING: ya
FREAK: not as far as i know
BRAT: no
MINGER: no
CUTE: no - cute isn't really an adjective that could be used for me.
INTERESTING:ya
BORING: no
SLUT: nope
WHORE: yes. by sam. he calls everyone that. i got mad.
WHOREFACE: lol - no.
SKANK: nope
ASSHOLE: nope
SHITFACE: nope.
UGLY: probably
DISGUSTING: no
SHITHEAD: no
COCK: no
TIT: no
TWAT: no. that was booooring.
TOTALLY RANDOM
TELL US THE FIRST THING YOU'D DO WITH A MILLION DOLLERS: buy books. and new clothes coz i actually literally have none: 2 skirts is all i own in the bottoms dept! then give some to my mum, then save some. give half of it to charity, at least.
WHY IS THE SKY BLUE: because of the gases in the atmosphere
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE A ROMANTIC: unconventionally, yes.
WHAT'S THE BEST THING SOMEBODY HAS EVER SAID ABOUT YOU: some nice things but i dont think i want to share
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF P.E.T.A.: i love the cause, i think they do some good work but i also think they give animal rights activists a bad name
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SOUTH PARK: never really got it.
IS RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM A GOOD IDEA: NO FUCKING WAY.
DO YOU LIKE CANDLES: ya
DO YOU THINK EMO PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS: haha, no, they're just amuzing.
DO YOU THINK GOTHS ARE IDIOTS: see above
DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WHO TAKE RIDICULOUSLY LONG SURVEYS ARE IDIOTS: hell yes. they need to do something constructive.
DO YOU BELIEVE MEN AND WOMEN ARE TRULY EQUALLY: YES
DO YOU READ BOOKS VERY MUCH: once every fortnight, at least.
DO PEOPLE CONSIDER YOU TO BE A BOOKWORM: dunno. probably.
DESCRIBE YOUR MOTHER: random, good-looking, kind, hurts-easily.
WHAT'S ONE THING YOU WOULD CHANGE ABOUT YOUR BODY: i would make my nose not squint. or i would have waaaay smaller boobs.
WOULD YOU KILL ONE CHILD TO SAVE THE LIVES OF 1000 CHILDREN: i don't like this question.
WHAT ONE THING WOULD A PERSON HAVE TO DO TO DESERVE DEATH: nothing, ever.
THE MOST ROMANTIC THING SOMEBODY'S EVER DONE FOR YOU: flown to another country to see me.
DO YOU USE IRC: no coz i dunno what it means.
DO YOU USE BITTORRENT: uh... i dunno
WHAT P2P PROGRAMS DO YOU USE: *shrug*
HAVE YOU EVER SKYDIVED: no but i'd like to.
LIST THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: fall in love, grow old, make a difference.
IF YOU COULD KICK ANYONE'S ASS, WHO WOULD IT BE: no-one's.
IF YOU COULD SLEEP WITH ANYONE IN THE WORLD, WHO WOULD IT BE: dunno to be honest.
ARE YOU BORED OF THIS SURVEY YET: hell yes.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE: ask me in a coupla years.