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[orangecicle]

" I sincerely apologize if I have been difficult or unreasonable. I have had a terribly long and taxing... life. As you can see, I have spilled my glass of wine and I'm heartily embarassed. If you could get me something in chocolate, that would be fabulous." ~ Me, to a waiter, in a half-assed steakhouse where the iceburg lettuce and pineapple salad

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lol your fucking funny

[anonymous]

LOL losss for words here.
'' Your a joke!''

ROFL

Re: lol your fucking funny

[orangecicle]

Yes. I am funny. A comedian, even. That's the point. Jesus Tapdancing Christ on a Pogo Stick, are you retarded or something?