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oranges4oranges

Zmolek Smith Christmas Letter '06

Dec 28, 2006 17:00

Written by my sister: Laurel "the funnier one" Zmolek-Smith

Feliz Navidad to our amigos and familia!

I, Laurel, 24, am still in Puerto Rico. I quit my job at AMPI in August and am now finishing my MA in ESL (English as a Second Language). I will complete my degree in July and thanks to my mother’s craftiness in managing to get my boyfriend to ( Read more... )

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popolo December 29 2006, 08:16:43 UTC

brother Nathan,

I think your sister's good lookin', too. I was just looking through your graduation photos online. Man, she's pretty when she's drunk, at least.

Also, I hope the family is full court press on resentment over this Zmolek Smith Christmas Letter, seeing as Laurel devoted 67 words to Ananda, 99 words to you and a staggering 106 words to someone who is not even a member of the Zmolek-Smith clan.

oranges4oranges December 29 2006, 08:20:09 UTC

It's not the quantity of words. It's the quality of words. By quality words I mean "svelte" and "good looking."

Staggering? Hardly... popolo January 2 2007, 21:45:06 UTC

I think someone seems a little jealous that they weren't included!

Mom was claiming to be funny and I proposed that next year we have a competition: you, me and mom all write christmas letters, we send them out and have people vote. Mom said she could do it, paused thoughtfully, and then said, "The boy would be pretty stiff competition."

This is the thanks that I get. F-bomb, F-bomb, F-bomb!

Re: Staggering? Hardly... eve_rly January 5 2007, 07:22:05 UTC

I vote Laurel gets a livejournal

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