Prospectus

[oranges4oranges]

I am seeking funds to develop a social networking site based on the writings of Franz Kafka. As a user, your friends total will be perpetually zero. You may initiate a "friend" request with another user and this will start an interminable series of verification processes that you will, ultimately after many years of effort, realize is the

Comments

[keystricken]

I find that I like this idea. What kind of funds are you talking about?

[xylophonehands]

Your insolence been reported. Expect knock on your door in the middle of the night soon.

Standing invitation...

[eve_rly]

Want to come to a dinner party? My social network is currently sitting in a kitchen and spacing out, waiting for a casserole (or is the casserole waiting for us?) to finish in a cold oven. Hard to say when it'll be done though, because we started a stopwatch instead of a timer.

[anonymous]

i have a dollar.

[popolo]

can we just confirm each other? right here right now? okay.