fic masterlist.
army of darkness / the evil dead.
burnt cedar is for real men
sure, he's big on bravado, and his lips could use a serious make-out session with a staple gun sometimes, but there's something so... well, honest about him.
{ash, s-mart co-worker; pg-13}
flesh and blood
classless. classless, and imbecilic.
{ash, herbert; pg-13 / crossover with re-animator}
arrested development.
making a bigger mistake
"my mom went to a party down at some singles bar, and i'm pretty sure my dad followed her. so, no worries there if you're trying to avoid them."
{michael, maeby; pg}
ferris bueller's day off.
beat city
he remembers watching the two of them, last fall, leaning on grass-stained elbows in the backyard, ferris's hand crawling slyly over the material of sloane's t-shirt, just over her belly.
{cameron/sloane; pg-13}
the halloween tree.
the off season
she likes eating sugar candy skulls.
{jenny/pip, ralph; pg-13}
heroes.
we all fall down (nursery rhymes for the gifted)
there's a girl named claire who can survive messy car crashes.
{claire, OCs; pg-13}
the history boys.
be not content
he's not as eloquent when he's not trying to sell something.
{irwin/posner; r}
bring her not flowers
the cathedral is cold and uninviting, vanquished sin hanging almost as heavy in the air as the incense.
{fiona/lockwood, fiona/timms, fiona/scripps, fiona/rudge; pg-13}
(but he wants to be a) paperback writer
he wants to be a writer. (he keeps a notebook.)
{scripps/posner; r}
fences
the ones who crossed their arms and looked frighteningly like pictures of haughty patron saints.
{lockwood; pg-13}
five times lockwood never questioned his youth
there's a hole wearing thin in the canvased toe of his trainer, yellow fabric blending into a shade of vomit where his green sock shows through.
{lockwood; pg-13}
how far have you been?
there’s no duplicity in the way he moves - there’s no time - just quick, decisive plays.
{fiona/rudge; pg}
impressed by me
an eighteen-year-old saint, chalking a hash mark under his own name in his ongoing mental tally.
{dakin/irwin; pg-13}
in pursuit of morality (or a lack thereof)
“the point is to give up something that you like.”
{irwin/dakin, scripps/posner; r}
killing time
besides. school's out.
{posner/lockwood; pg-13}
l'amour de l'impossible
fingers curved (tensely, he thinks, maybe) around the steering wheel.
{posner/dakin/irwin; r}
not at a minute's warning
ebbing slowly, surely; bitter medicine.
{hector, irwin; pg}
on the cusp
the initial reason for his celibacy was not entirely to do with god.
{scripps/posner; pg-13}
reverence
"call that selfish, if you like, but there it is."
{irwin/posner; r}
secondary modern
the sun seemed a cheap decoder ring when it came to his body.
{irwin/posner; pg-13}
shoot you down
could be plenty worse.
{lockwood/posner; pg-13}
short circuit in the frontal lobe
little wonder that they were the last ones picked for football.
{timms, lockwood; pg-13}
sign of the times
this will be his first day eating lunch outside, with the 'locals' - or 'savage beasts', as headmaster calls them.
{irwin, the boys; pg-13}
that old routine (which reeks of sitcom writers behind their deadlines)
there was a sudden sound, high and unpleasant and ominously reminiscent of those heard in cinemas playing blockbuster action films every drowsy yorkshire summer.
{irwin, timms; pg-13}
three weddings and a funeral
mrs lockwood has never existed.
{timms, crowther, akthar, rudge; pg-13}
what's inside a girl?
she reads through the horoscopes in the issues of 'vogue' and 'elle' that litter her bed, never liking the ones that are supposed to apply to her.
{fiona; pg-13}
it.
victor criss strikes it unlucky
live fast, die young, leave a re-animated corpse.
{bill, richie, beverly, victor; r}
newsradio.
misguidance
this is a direct-to-video comedy.
{matthew, bill, ensemble; pg-13}
re-animator.
and then springtime called my name
death springs back to life, cultivated and refined beneath his fingertips.
{herbert; pg-13}
flesh and blood
classless. classless, and imbecilic.
{ash, herbert; pg-13 / crossover with army of darkness}
shadow of a doubt.
no broken promises
that night on the porch, the soft santa rosa breeze chilling her bare arms, her mother's rose bushes a nauseating perfume that choked her without the aid of slow hands--
{young charlie; pg-13}
two lemons, unsweetened
he likes to think that crashing into that streetcar very literally knocked a great deal of sense into him.
{uncle charlie/young charlie; pg-13}
watchmen.
and then devour'd
"by plucking off first one limb and then another till the body was left a helpless trunk."
{hollis/moloch; r}
flypaper
it's easier, hating someone than being afraid of them.
{rorschach/laurie, implied rorschach/dan and dan/laurie; r}
good
"you're a bad man," he says.
{walter; pg-13 / twilight zone au}
the hit - i
hardboiled detectives, reluctant partnerships, and screaming sirens.
{rorschach/laurie/dan; r / '40s noir au}
how the ghost of you clings
with his face peeled off, when he's lying on his dirty, stained mattress, calloused fingers clenched around equally dirty sheets.
{walter/laurie, rorschach/laurie; r}
i hear my neighbors talking
"what's got your mind up in the stars tonight, boy?"
{bernie; pg}
the lean and hungry type
he smells of sweat, of grime, of death, but it's only the last bit that interests her.
{rorschach/laurie; r}
minor incident on an unmapped highway
he is glad to be out of the ice and the cold.
{rorschach; pg / twilight zone au}
my mouth tastes like gunpowder and deep copper
they talk around him.
{wally, janey, jon; pg-13}
obsolete models a specialty
it's like stepping forty years into the past.
{hollis/moloch; r}
so let your bullets fly like rain (keep knocking me down)
she's all too experienced in needing someone without liking them.
{sally/hollis, sally/ursula, sally/eddie; r}
swing for the crime (a performance in reverse)
although the film was silent, he still likes to imagine that he can hear their screams.
{moloch; pg-13}
they're not taking me alive! (six shock suspenstories)
bang, bang, bang - a pulp novel serial, told through newspaper headlines.
{king mob, moloch the mystic, captain axis, screaming skull, the liquidator, buzzbomb; r}
tooth and nail
there's a man starting to decompose in an alley on rose and fifth.
{rorschach/laurie; r}
walking distance
you don't like coming to these places because they are too familiar.
{moloch, hollis; pg}