my new disdain for most females

[orangesuitcases]

Seriously... stop being lame

Comments

[darth_justin]

That is one damn fine rant my man.

One thing I have discovered in my 29 years on this Earth. Mostly since the age of 17+ is that Women by nature are irrational creatures.

Now not all of them mind just say 99% or so.

And of that 99% I can say with confidence that everyone of them has what I call "The Amy Complex"

The Amy Complex is a term I came up with about 5-6 years ago.

The Amy Complex is the thought that everyone girl is a special or unique snow flake.

I'll give you an example.

Girl <--You know Soandso is really cute.

Guy <---Yeah but didn't he shit in his last girl friends mouth after he punched her in the face?

Girl <---Yeah but he will change for me. I'm special

[darth_justin]

It's also very late and I am pretty wasted so that entire speech could make no sense.

I'm off to sleepy land.

[until_the_real]

It is about time for there to be an all-encompassing rant against females on livejournal, I guess. Heaven knows the males have had their share

[citylightsb4me]

hey, you are fucking awesome. you know i always thought so. hope you feel better dear. dont lose faith.
<3

[kercheck]

Um...wait. You're not ripped?

...

I don't think we can hang out at Christmas.

[orangesuitcases]

god damn it!!!

[boundwaybroad]

we've all been through this. we get it. we were all at the fat pig critique

[orangesuitcases]

i dont hate you at all bri smith, rather to the contrary, i consider you to be a great friend and in fact i love you... and i dont really hate anyone... so i actually am sorry, i dont mean that in any kind of a sarcastic manner, i am sorry... oh and can i stop by sometime and pick up my book bag? thanks!

[boundwaybroad]

yeah, it's actually in the back of jeremy's car. we were wondering who it belonged to.

[orangesuitcases]

yay! thank you, you rule