chris, i am truly, madly, and deeply in love with you. if you were a rockstar, i would follow you from city to city, screaming your name out at concerts and lingering around your hotel room until one day you took pity on me and invited me in, and then i would seduce you (or so i would think), and we would have mediocre sex, but the condom would break, and i would get pregnant and my strictly repressive christian parents would disown me, so i would go back to following you around from city to city, begging you to take me back and be a part of our baby's life, and you would sit me down and tell me that you love me as a person, but you don't love me like that, and we'd get to be good friends, and one night you would get a phone call at the end of a concert saying i have gone into labor, and you drive madly to the hospital and make it just in time for the birth, and then we decide to name the baby ocean because we're just amazingly cool like that, and we raise ocean together, and when your career starts to die down, i would move in with
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