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Knights of the Saber
Starring
Chris Beswick as Darth Somthin-ore-ratha
Greg Quinn as Beenie Skyrapper
Toni Stahlbuck as O-Blonde Nonobi
Prologue
After being held captive within is palace for two days and not seeing the outside world but only the light of his monitor while he created an Army worth of the Empire, Darth Somthin-ore-ratha escaped. Taking along Beenie Skyrapper, a boy he believed to be worthy of studying the arts of the sith, Darth Somethin-ore-ratha partook on four quests: artificial energy enhancers, a starship wash, good chinese food, and hot men. While on the final quest Darth Somethin-ore-ratha was contacted by O-Blonde Nonobi, a great Jedi Knight of the Republic. Not knowing what else to do he took Beenie to meet with O-Blonde Nonobi. The three quested for a night they would not soon forget, one that would pit them against one another in a great saber duel on the planet Target.
While battling on the planet Target, Beenie defected from Darth Somethin-ore-ratha and set off on his own path which fit niether Sith nor Jedi principles. The Jedi and Sith Knights believed this to be foolish. In a test of their true skills the three left the planet Target for the wide plains of the planet Districtoff. There the three set forth a campaign which would truly devuldge which was best skilled with a lightsaber...
Meet The Contenders
Darth Somethin-ore-ratha
Beenie
O-Blonde Nonobi
Battle of Districtoff
O-Blonde Nonobie VS. Beenie Skyrapper
O-Blonde vs. Beenie: the great Knight scrambles to dodge a lunge by the padawan turned defect of the Order.
running for a massive saber clash
reeling from the clash, regained footing on both sides
CRASH of sabers
a charging O-Blonde goes straight for Beenie
Beenie sees an opening for a KO blow...
...he goes in...
O-Blonde is lobotomized by Beenie!
Beenie finishes off a brain dead O-Blonde... Beenie wins?
NO! O-Blonde comes back! this Jedi is resourceful...
slashes come from both sides of this battle... who will win?
O-Blonde lands a KO hit! O-Blonde wins! Beenie is sent to recovery...
O-Blonde NonobiVS. Darth Somethin-ore-ratha
Enemies meet...
warning thrusts are made... niether backs down...
Darth Somethin-ore-ratha braces for O-Blonde's lunge attack
O-Blonde dodges a slash at the stomach saying, "I can hold my bowels in if I must!"
O-Blonde takes defense while Darth prepares to go at her again asking, "Can you hold your BRAINS in!?!?"
the two combatants regain composure...
O-Blonde flees like the French! Darth Somethin-ore-ratha pursues...
Darth finds a weaken O-Blonde... goes in for the kill...
O-Blonde strikes unexpectantly asking, "Can you hold your brains in?"
Darth Somethin-ore-ratha flings back and away from O-Blonde's saber
Darth prepares a powerful attack...
attack disarms (literally) O-Blonde... Darth Somethin-ore-ratha wins!
Darth Somethin-ore-ratha VS. Beenie Skyrapper
the student meets the master in combat at last...
Beenie makes the first move towards a calm Darth Somethin-ore-ratha
Darth jabs his saber at his former Padawan...
..repeatedly!
Beenie dodges the Darth's latest stab at him!
the young Padawan moves the battle back a bit...
...rolls behind Darth Somethin-ore-ratha...
...AND PLACES HIS SABER'S BLADE AT HIS FORMER MASTER'S THROAT!
DARTH SOMETHIN-ORE-RATHA REVERSES THE SITUATION! He offers a word to Beenie...
"Follow me," Darth says, "to a new arena... and a rematch..."
Darth Somethin-ore-ratha VS. Beenie Skyrapper: REMATCH
the final duel begins...
Darth shows off his swordsmanship to an unimpressed Beenie...
Beenie strikes...
Darth backs down against Beenie's powers...
"If you wish to fight me... you shall have to catch me, first!"
...Darth Somethin-ore-ratha FLEES BATTLE!
"Not so fast, Somethin-ore-ratha..." says Beenie, blocking the Darth's way out of battle...
an angry Darth strikes!
Darth Somethin-ore-ratha brings down his former Padawan... "You should have never abandoned the ways of the Sith!"
Beenie uses the Force to push Darth Somethin-ore-ratha back; "I follow no one, now..."
"THEN PERISH!" Darth cries out, striking at Beenie with all of his remaining power
Darth Somethin-ore-ratha circles his opponent...
...jumps...
...and brings down the defect Knight down. for good.
Darth Somethin-ore-ratha wins!
next time...
Revenge of the Saber