MEMEMEMEMEME
Many memes taken from Japanese blogs and translated by souya and myself.
Instructions for the 3 memes......
1. You can have it as multi-fandom, or just one fandom lol. It's really flexible, just put down whoever's name as it comes to your mind. You can be creative too.
2. LOL JUST DO IT.
【STORY MEME】
◆THE FIRST CHAPTER『JOURNEY』
1. What is your name and your job/class?
Orange and uh I'm a FOOD 8D. (Chef class?)
2. When (what time of the day) did you set out for your journey?
Afternoons, screw mornings.
3. You are going to fight against demons and monsters, what will you take with you? (Please choose three objects and label them with A, B and C.)
A. Tropicana Orange juice 1 carton
B. Wisk
C. Spatula
◆THE SECOND CHAPTER『MOUNTAIN PATH』
1. On the mountain path, you encountered a monster. How will you use the objects you take with you to defeat it?
Burn his eyes with the orange juice and then smack with the wisk in one hand and spatula on the other (where the hell did an orange get hands is a mystery)
2. When you have successfully defeated it, what is your winning one-liner?
"ORANGE JUICE, PART OF A HEALTHY BREAKFAST."
◆THE THIRD CHAPTER『DESERT』
1. You are lost, what are you going to do?
Enjoy the nice sunny weather?
2. What you did in question 1 is futile, what are you going to do next?
Roll around and hope I go somewhere, perhaps sip some OJ on the way.
3. What you did in question 2 is, unfortunately futile again. However, God suddenly appears in front of you and freed you from the sand prison. What would you say to him?
"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ORANGE JUICE LOLOL, IT'S TROPICANA BRAND. I mean if you go to a restaurant and buy it there it costs you $2.99 for just one glass."
◆THE FOURTH CHAPTER『ON THE ROAD TO THE DEMON'S FORTRESS』
1. You've come this far and yet, you have a feeling that a strong opponent will stand in your way very soon. So you stopped to ponder that it's time for you to acquire a new skill. In order to acquire such a skill, you decided to go on training. So, what kind of training is it?
Carefully find the opponent's weak point and burn it with orange acid.
2. How long do you think it will take for you to gain this new skill?
I don't know, hard to find anyone to test it on that's for sure.
3. The name of the new skill is?
Super-duper-smack-you-in-the-chomechome-with-acid attack (note: chome = Japanese word used to censor stuff)
4. You have finally gained the said skill, and ahead of you lies a door. What is going to be there?
DUN DUN DUN--The foyer
5. Whatever you have answered in question 4 seems to be an enemy. You tried to use your newly acquired skill. What will the enemy say as you unleash it (skill)?
"OMFG IT BURNS."
6. You have defeated it at last. When you tried to open the door and walk in, you realized the door is locked. What will you do?
Slam the door down. Brute force = win.
◆THE FIFTH CHAPTER『THE DEMON FORTRESS: GROUND FLOOR』
1. When you entered the fortress, you feel a sudden pain in your stomach. What is the cause of it?
STOMACH ACID? HEART BURN? I THINK I WAS GROWN ON ACIDIC SOIL OR SOMETHING.
2. With the stomach pain status with you, you aim for the top of the fortress. Before you are able to get to the stairs that leads you to the second floor, there stands an enemy that looks quite strong. Since you're not in a good condition to fight him/her, you try to talk to him/her. What kind of conversation will you be having (or what will you say to him/her)?
"HAY WASSUP BUDDY U GOTZ ENOUF VITAMIN C IN YOO DIET? YO SHOD TRA SOM OJ."
3. After talking for 3 hours, you guys finally come to the end of the conversation. It's time to enter the battle mode. What do you think is the weak point of your opponent?
It's chome-chome.
4. It seems that your intuition is correct and you critical hit your opponent in one shot. However, during the fight, item A and C are gone, what will do you (or how will you feel)?
Well they were put to some good use, at least it can't reproduce now.
5. Well anyway, you realized that your stomach pain has ceased. What do you think is the cause that it stopped?
Musta digested whatever I ate that gave me whatever stomach ache it was.
◆THE SIXTH CHAPTER『THE DEMON FORTRESS: SECOND FLOOR』
1. As you reached the second floor, you realized the enemies are nowhere to be seen. Moreover, the stairs to the next floor isn't there as well. What will you do?
Ninja around like the best ninja orange ever.
2. Unfortunately, what you decided to do in question 1 doesn't work. So you started looking around more. Somewhere on this floor, you hear a voice, but the source is nowhere to be seen. What did you just hear?
"I should NOT have eaten that..."
3. Finally you located the source of the voice, it was from the roof.
When you look up at the roof, you see many monkey bars. Are you good at monkey bars?
I HAVE NO ARMS /SOB.
4. As you climbed onto the monkey bars, you realized the monsters are coming out one after another below you! What are you going to do in this emergency situation!? (Please answer this in 20 words.)
I HAVE NO ARMS HOW DID I EVEN GET UP THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE WTF WTF WTF.
5. Whatever actions you decided to take in question 4 seem to have a strong effect on the enemies. What are your thoughts right now?
HOW THE ARF DID I GET UP THEREEEEE?
◆THE SEVENTH CHAPTER『THE DEMON FORTRESS: THE TOP FLOOR』
1. Without paying attention, you have finally reached the top floor of the demon fortress. You have used up all your energy when you climbed the monkey bars. Now that you can rest, how long do you think you will rest for?
What did I do, hop up the monkey bars? Oh whatever, nap time is always good. Wake me up when it's not morning.
2. As you are taking a break, you fell asleep. The enemies appear and they captured you and brought you to the underground confinement center. What is your first word/sentence when you wake up?
Oh, the clock must be fast, I'll just sleep for another 5 minutes.
3. You know that you cannot end here right now. So you use your last item (B) to open up the lock on the gate. What are your thoughts for your success escape?
Thin wire = win.
4. When you get out of the confinement center, the elevator that leads to the top floor is just ahead of you! How do you control this elevator?
Step on the gas petal and let's rolllllllllllllll.
5. Somehow you've managed to get back to the top floor. Now you have to look for the final boss! How will you search for it?
Rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
6. You've searched for it for a long time, but it is nowhere to be seen. Well, it seems like it's out of the fortress at the moment. You can do nothing but to wait for it to return. What will you do while you wait?
GRAFITTTIIIII TIEMMMMMMMMMM.
7. An hour later, it seems that the demon finally returns. It entered its room. So please tell the readers what you're thinking right now. (This might be your final words, lol.)
DO YOU LIKE MY ARTWORK? 8D 8D 8D
8. When you enter the demon's room, what is the first thing that the demon said?
"THE FARK DID YOU DO TO MY CASTLE WHY IS IT ALL HOT PINK AND ORANGE NOW?!"
◆THE FINAL CHAPTER『THE LAST BATTLE』
1. The demon starts attacking you! And you start your attack as well, but during the fight item B is broken. How will you fight?
Real martial artists know that weapons are not necessary, THE BODY IS ALL YOU NEED, THE BODY.
2. You guys are at draw right now, so the demon decided to get serious and unleash his power. The broken item B is being ripped apart by the demon, how do you feel?
NO MY DOLLAR STORE WISK IT COST ME A WHOLE DAMN DOLLAR THAT I COULDA BOUGHT SOMETHING ELSE WITH.
3. You know that you won't be able to win at this rate, so you decided to summon your "friend". (Anyone or anything is possible.) Who will you summon?
I choose you, ELIZABETH-SEMPAI.
4. You can't win this with only 1 "friend" with you. Please summon another.
GINNNTOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HALP MEEEEEE. Fark I'll PAY you in Chocolate parfaits.
5. The three of you are about to go face to face with the demon, but all of a sudden someone's cell phone rings. It seems that one of your friend is chatting on the phone. What kind of conversation do you think your friend will be having on the phone?
...Elizabeth, I never knew you can cellphone chat with signs.
6. It seems that the demon is interested in the conversation your friend is having. There's nothing you can do, so you let the demon in on the conversation. How did the demon respond to the conversation?
"Just what exactly IS this THING?"
7. The demon accidentally told you its weakness. So, what is the weakness?
Wherever the male weakness is 8D.
8. As the 3 of you heard about its weakness, you guys moved rapidly to deal a heavy damage on the demon. How long do you think it will take you and your friends to defeat this demon?
If we don't defeat it right away at least it can't reproduce now.
9. Well, it seems that it takes longer than you've anticipated. You guys have reached your physicial limit. As you are about to put all your energy on this final attack, you yelled out the name of the skill. What is the name of that skill?
ORANGEEEE BODY SLAM OF D00M.
10. The demon also unleashes its final blow. What did the demon say as he unleashed it?
"MY FUTURE CHILDRENNNN YOU DESTROYED THEMMMMMMMM."
11. When you think the demon is still alive, it used up all its energy and disappeared without a trace. You have the last victory. What is your winning statement?
Go stock up on Vitamin C before trying to challenge me, bastard.
12. What are your friends' winning statement?
Elizabeth: "..."
Gintoki: "Ahh ahh, now give me the damn chocolate parfaits."
13. As the demon is defeated, the peace is restored and the world returns to normal again. Now you can go home. How will you be going home?
I'll go hide in Elizabeth and trip to the Gintama world weeee 8D.
【ENDING】
Please list the people that have made an appearance in this meme in the staff roll.
produced by [orangewishes]
■Special Thanks■
[Tropicana]
[Spatula]
[Wisk]
[God]
[Elizabeth]
[Sakata Gintoki]
【KANOJO GA DEKIMASHITA MEME】
1. What's the first thing he'd do in the morning?
Shiraishi: Check if his bandages are in place.
Gintoki: Go back to sleep.
2. What's the one thing that has to be done everyday?
Shiraishi: Bandage his arm to cover up WHATEVER THE FARK IT IS UNDER THERE.
Gintoki: Eat something sweet or get bitten by Sadaharu
3. Three favourite foods.
Shiraishi: YAKINIKU (seems like the liking of most of the PoT boys), Ramen, andddd "Koora"
Gintoki: Anything that is sweet, anything that is sweet and anything that is sweet.
4. Three least favourite foods.
Shiraishi: He must maintain a healthy and perfect diet so he eats everything in moderation.
Gintoki: Things that aren't sweet, things that aren't sweet and things that aren't sweet.
5. One thing you cannot say around him.
Shiraishi: Hey, you no good of a buchou lolol.
Gintoki: WTF IS UP WITH YOUR HAIR?
6. What has made them (if you have put down the names of more than 1 person) happy in the past week?
Shiraishi: Wins for his team with his flawless te----.
Gintoki: He got to see Ketsuno Ana on the street
7. What has made them (if you have put down the names of more than 1 person) sad in the past week?
Shiraishi: His play wasn't perfect for one of the games.
Gintoki: Doctor told him he can't have chocolate parfaits for TWO weeks now because his blood sugar levels are still sky high.
8. What brand of shampoo and conditioner does he use?
Shiraishi: Videl Sasson Shampoo and Time releasing vitamins conditioner
Gintoki: NOT the brand advertised by Katsura
9. What's the first thing he'd wash while showering/bathing?
Shiraishi: His left arm so he can bandage it again quickly.
Gintoki: CHOME-CHOME
10. Love is...?
Shiraishi: Mm, ecstasy~
Gintoki: Chocolate parfaits.
11. Do you think he is the one that controls the relationship? If so, in what way? If not, why?
Shirashi: Half control so both people have power and it would be absolutely PERFECT.
Gintoki: Too lazy to take control on the surface.
12. What's good about him?
Shiraishi: Perfect.
Gintoki: Strongly protects his friends.
13. What's bad about him?
Shiraishi: Saying "Mm ecstasy~" as a catch phrase is a BIT weird.
Gintoki: Farking lazy.
14. What animal will fit his image?
Shiraishi: Dog: Can do anything perfectly (provided the training)
Gintoki: A cat: likes to bask in sunlight but scratches you viciously when you disturb it.
15. What's his weak point?
Shiraishi: He has none, he's PERFECT. 無駄のないな男だ。
Gintoki: Make fun of his hair or tell him that Ketsuno Ana is married (reference: Gintoki VS Hijikata DS game)
16. What's the thing he'd do before sleeping?
Shiraishi: Check to see if his bandages are in place...or maybe he loosens them.
Gintoki: Nothing, just falls asleep randomly
17. What does he do to relax from stress?
Shiraishi: Practice te-----, it's both a stress reliever AND a stress maker.
Gintoki: Read Jump. Or maybe go to the sauna.
18. What's his favourite season?
Shiraishi: Spring: everything is fresh, flowers are blooming, everything is PERFECT.
Gintoki: Fall: He gets to eat.
【SENSEI MEME】
1. Who would be the Language teacher (whatever your native language is)?
Gintoki, or rather, Ginpachi-sensei.
2. Who would be the Math teacher?
Yanagi, BRAIN POWERRRRRR.
3. Who would be the English/Foreign language teacher?
Yagyuu, ADIEU ADIEU ADIEU
4. Who would be the Chemistry teacher?
Someone that is NOT Inui.
5. Who would be the Social Studies teacher?
Hijikata, he remembers the rules even though he's a dang otaku 8D.
6. Who would be the Art teacher?
Yukimura? He's good in art.
7. Who would be the Physical Education teacher?
ANY OF THE TENNIS BOYS ARE ATHLETIC LOLOL.
8. Who would be the Home Economics teacher?
Shinpachiiii, he can stand up to his sister's cooking 8D.
9. Who would be the School Doctor?
仁王と高杉かな、エロいですから。
10. Who would be the Principal?
Otose-san, yoru no joou--err, principal of this twisted school.
Instructions for the 3 memes......
1. You can have it as multi-fandom, or just one fandom lol. It's really flexible, just put down whoever's name as it comes to your mind. You can be creative too.
2. LOL JUST DO IT.
【STORY MEME】
◆THE FIRST CHAPTER『JOURNEY』
1. What is your name and your job/class?
Orange and uh I'm a FOOD 8D. (Chef class?)
2. When (what time of the day) did you set out for your journey?
Afternoons, screw mornings.
3. You are going to fight against demons and monsters, what will you take with you? (Please choose three objects and label them with A, B and C.)
A. Tropicana Orange juice 1 carton
B. Wisk
C. Spatula
◆THE SECOND CHAPTER『MOUNTAIN PATH』
1. On the mountain path, you encountered a monster. How will you use the objects you take with you to defeat it?
Burn his eyes with the orange juice and then smack with the wisk in one hand and spatula on the other (where the hell did an orange get hands is a mystery)
2. When you have successfully defeated it, what is your winning one-liner?
"ORANGE JUICE, PART OF A HEALTHY BREAKFAST."
◆THE THIRD CHAPTER『DESERT』
1. You are lost, what are you going to do?
Enjoy the nice sunny weather?
2. What you did in question 1 is futile, what are you going to do next?
Roll around and hope I go somewhere, perhaps sip some OJ on the way.
3. What you did in question 2 is, unfortunately futile again. However, God suddenly appears in front of you and freed you from the sand prison. What would you say to him?
"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ORANGE JUICE LOLOL, IT'S TROPICANA BRAND. I mean if you go to a restaurant and buy it there it costs you $2.99 for just one glass."
◆THE FOURTH CHAPTER『ON THE ROAD TO THE DEMON'S FORTRESS』
1. You've come this far and yet, you have a feeling that a strong opponent will stand in your way very soon. So you stopped to ponder that it's time for you to acquire a new skill. In order to acquire such a skill, you decided to go on training. So, what kind of training is it?
Carefully find the opponent's weak point and burn it with orange acid.
2. How long do you think it will take for you to gain this new skill?
I don't know, hard to find anyone to test it on that's for sure.
3. The name of the new skill is?
Super-duper-smack-you-in-the-chomechome-with-acid attack (note: chome = Japanese word used to censor stuff)
4. You have finally gained the said skill, and ahead of you lies a door. What is going to be there?
DUN DUN DUN--The foyer
5. Whatever you have answered in question 4 seems to be an enemy. You tried to use your newly acquired skill. What will the enemy say as you unleash it (skill)?
"OMFG IT BURNS."
6. You have defeated it at last. When you tried to open the door and walk in, you realized the door is locked. What will you do?
Slam the door down. Brute force = win.
◆THE FIFTH CHAPTER『THE DEMON FORTRESS: GROUND FLOOR』
1. When you entered the fortress, you feel a sudden pain in your stomach. What is the cause of it?
STOMACH ACID? HEART BURN? I THINK I WAS GROWN ON ACIDIC SOIL OR SOMETHING.
2. With the stomach pain status with you, you aim for the top of the fortress. Before you are able to get to the stairs that leads you to the second floor, there stands an enemy that looks quite strong. Since you're not in a good condition to fight him/her, you try to talk to him/her. What kind of conversation will you be having (or what will you say to him/her)?
"HAY WASSUP BUDDY U GOTZ ENOUF VITAMIN C IN YOO DIET? YO SHOD TRA SOM OJ."
3. After talking for 3 hours, you guys finally come to the end of the conversation. It's time to enter the battle mode. What do you think is the weak point of your opponent?
It's chome-chome.
4. It seems that your intuition is correct and you critical hit your opponent in one shot. However, during the fight, item A and C are gone, what will do you (or how will you feel)?
Well they were put to some good use, at least it can't reproduce now.
5. Well anyway, you realized that your stomach pain has ceased. What do you think is the cause that it stopped?
Musta digested whatever I ate that gave me whatever stomach ache it was.
◆THE SIXTH CHAPTER『THE DEMON FORTRESS: SECOND FLOOR』
1. As you reached the second floor, you realized the enemies are nowhere to be seen. Moreover, the stairs to the next floor isn't there as well. What will you do?
Ninja around like the best ninja orange ever.
2. Unfortunately, what you decided to do in question 1 doesn't work. So you started looking around more. Somewhere on this floor, you hear a voice, but the source is nowhere to be seen. What did you just hear?
"I should NOT have eaten that..."
3. Finally you located the source of the voice, it was from the roof.
When you look up at the roof, you see many monkey bars. Are you good at monkey bars?
I HAVE NO ARMS /SOB.
4. As you climbed onto the monkey bars, you realized the monsters are coming out one after another below you! What are you going to do in this emergency situation!? (Please answer this in 20 words.)
I HAVE NO ARMS HOW DID I EVEN GET UP THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE WTF WTF WTF.
5. Whatever actions you decided to take in question 4 seem to have a strong effect on the enemies. What are your thoughts right now?
HOW THE ARF DID I GET UP THEREEEEE?
◆THE SEVENTH CHAPTER『THE DEMON FORTRESS: THE TOP FLOOR』
1. Without paying attention, you have finally reached the top floor of the demon fortress. You have used up all your energy when you climbed the monkey bars. Now that you can rest, how long do you think you will rest for?
What did I do, hop up the monkey bars? Oh whatever, nap time is always good. Wake me up when it's not morning.
2. As you are taking a break, you fell asleep. The enemies appear and they captured you and brought you to the underground confinement center. What is your first word/sentence when you wake up?
Oh, the clock must be fast, I'll just sleep for another 5 minutes.
3. You know that you cannot end here right now. So you use your last item (B) to open up the lock on the gate. What are your thoughts for your success escape?
Thin wire = win.
4. When you get out of the confinement center, the elevator that leads to the top floor is just ahead of you! How do you control this elevator?
Step on the gas petal and let's rolllllllllllllll.
5. Somehow you've managed to get back to the top floor. Now you have to look for the final boss! How will you search for it?
Rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
6. You've searched for it for a long time, but it is nowhere to be seen. Well, it seems like it's out of the fortress at the moment. You can do nothing but to wait for it to return. What will you do while you wait?
GRAFITTTIIIII TIEMMMMMMMMMM.
7. An hour later, it seems that the demon finally returns. It entered its room. So please tell the readers what you're thinking right now. (This might be your final words, lol.)
DO YOU LIKE MY ARTWORK? 8D 8D 8D
8. When you enter the demon's room, what is the first thing that the demon said?
"THE FARK DID YOU DO TO MY CASTLE WHY IS IT ALL HOT PINK AND ORANGE NOW?!"
◆THE FINAL CHAPTER『THE LAST BATTLE』
1. The demon starts attacking you! And you start your attack as well, but during the fight item B is broken. How will you fight?
Real martial artists know that weapons are not necessary, THE BODY IS ALL YOU NEED, THE BODY.
2. You guys are at draw right now, so the demon decided to get serious and unleash his power. The broken item B is being ripped apart by the demon, how do you feel?
NO MY DOLLAR STORE WISK IT COST ME A WHOLE DAMN DOLLAR THAT I COULDA BOUGHT SOMETHING ELSE WITH.
3. You know that you won't be able to win at this rate, so you decided to summon your "friend". (Anyone or anything is possible.) Who will you summon?
I choose you, ELIZABETH-SEMPAI.
4. You can't win this with only 1 "friend" with you. Please summon another.
GINNNTOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HALP MEEEEEE. Fark I'll PAY you in Chocolate parfaits.
5. The three of you are about to go face to face with the demon, but all of a sudden someone's cell phone rings. It seems that one of your friend is chatting on the phone. What kind of conversation do you think your friend will be having on the phone?
...Elizabeth, I never knew you can cellphone chat with signs.
6. It seems that the demon is interested in the conversation your friend is having. There's nothing you can do, so you let the demon in on the conversation. How did the demon respond to the conversation?
"Just what exactly IS this THING?"
7. The demon accidentally told you its weakness. So, what is the weakness?
Wherever the male weakness is 8D.
8. As the 3 of you heard about its weakness, you guys moved rapidly to deal a heavy damage on the demon. How long do you think it will take you and your friends to defeat this demon?
If we don't defeat it right away at least it can't reproduce now.
9. Well, it seems that it takes longer than you've anticipated. You guys have reached your physicial limit. As you are about to put all your energy on this final attack, you yelled out the name of the skill. What is the name of that skill?
ORANGEEEE BODY SLAM OF D00M.
10. The demon also unleashes its final blow. What did the demon say as he unleashed it?
"MY FUTURE CHILDRENNNN YOU DESTROYED THEMMMMMMMM."
11. When you think the demon is still alive, it used up all its energy and disappeared without a trace. You have the last victory. What is your winning statement?
Go stock up on Vitamin C before trying to challenge me, bastard.
12. What are your friends' winning statement?
Elizabeth: "..."
Gintoki: "Ahh ahh, now give me the damn chocolate parfaits."
13. As the demon is defeated, the peace is restored and the world returns to normal again. Now you can go home. How will you be going home?
I'll go hide in Elizabeth and trip to the Gintama world weeee 8D.
【ENDING】
Please list the people that have made an appearance in this meme in the staff roll.
produced by [orangewishes]
■Special Thanks■
[Tropicana]
[Spatula]
[Wisk]
[God]
[Elizabeth]
[Sakata Gintoki]
【KANOJO GA DEKIMASHITA MEME】
1. What's the first thing he'd do in the morning?
Shiraishi: Check if his bandages are in place.
Gintoki: Go back to sleep.
2. What's the one thing that has to be done everyday?
Shiraishi: Bandage his arm to cover up WHATEVER THE FARK IT IS UNDER THERE.
Gintoki: Eat something sweet or get bitten by Sadaharu
3. Three favourite foods.
Shiraishi: YAKINIKU (seems like the liking of most of the PoT boys), Ramen, andddd "Koora"
Gintoki: Anything that is sweet, anything that is sweet and anything that is sweet.
4. Three least favourite foods.
Shiraishi: He must maintain a healthy and perfect diet so he eats everything in moderation.
Gintoki: Things that aren't sweet, things that aren't sweet and things that aren't sweet.
5. One thing you cannot say around him.
Shiraishi: Hey, you no good of a buchou lolol.
Gintoki: WTF IS UP WITH YOUR HAIR?
6. What has made them (if you have put down the names of more than 1 person) happy in the past week?
Shiraishi: Wins for his team with his flawless te----.
Gintoki: He got to see Ketsuno Ana on the street
7. What has made them (if you have put down the names of more than 1 person) sad in the past week?
Shiraishi: His play wasn't perfect for one of the games.
Gintoki: Doctor told him he can't have chocolate parfaits for TWO weeks now because his blood sugar levels are still sky high.
8. What brand of shampoo and conditioner does he use?
Shiraishi: Videl Sasson Shampoo and Time releasing vitamins conditioner
Gintoki: NOT the brand advertised by Katsura
9. What's the first thing he'd wash while showering/bathing?
Shiraishi: His left arm so he can bandage it again quickly.
Gintoki: CHOME-CHOME
10. Love is...?
Shiraishi: Mm, ecstasy~
Gintoki: Chocolate parfaits.
11. Do you think he is the one that controls the relationship? If so, in what way? If not, why?
Shirashi: Half control so both people have power and it would be absolutely PERFECT.
Gintoki: Too lazy to take control on the surface.
12. What's good about him?
Shiraishi: Perfect.
Gintoki: Strongly protects his friends.
13. What's bad about him?
Shiraishi: Saying "Mm ecstasy~" as a catch phrase is a BIT weird.
Gintoki: Farking lazy.
14. What animal will fit his image?
Shiraishi: Dog: Can do anything perfectly (provided the training)
Gintoki: A cat: likes to bask in sunlight but scratches you viciously when you disturb it.
15. What's his weak point?
Shiraishi: He has none, he's PERFECT. 無駄のないな男だ。
Gintoki: Make fun of his hair or tell him that Ketsuno Ana is married (reference: Gintoki VS Hijikata DS game)
16. What's the thing he'd do before sleeping?
Shiraishi: Check to see if his bandages are in place...or maybe he loosens them.
Gintoki: Nothing, just falls asleep randomly
17. What does he do to relax from stress?
Shiraishi: Practice te-----, it's both a stress reliever AND a stress maker.
Gintoki: Read Jump. Or maybe go to the sauna.
18. What's his favourite season?
Shiraishi: Spring: everything is fresh, flowers are blooming, everything is PERFECT.
Gintoki: Fall: He gets to eat.
【SENSEI MEME】
1. Who would be the Language teacher (whatever your native language is)?
Gintoki, or rather, Ginpachi-sensei.
2. Who would be the Math teacher?
Yanagi, BRAIN POWERRRRRR.
3. Who would be the English/Foreign language teacher?
Yagyuu, ADIEU ADIEU ADIEU
4. Who would be the Chemistry teacher?
Someone that is NOT Inui.
5. Who would be the Social Studies teacher?
Hijikata, he remembers the rules even though he's a dang otaku 8D.
6. Who would be the Art teacher?
Yukimura? He's good in art.
7. Who would be the Physical Education teacher?
ANY OF THE TENNIS BOYS ARE ATHLETIC LOLOL.
8. Who would be the Home Economics teacher?
Shinpachiiii, he can stand up to his sister's cooking 8D.
9. Who would be the School Doctor?
仁王と高杉かな、エロいですから。
10. Who would be the Principal?
Otose-san, yoru no joou--err, principal of this twisted school.