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[orb2069]

Chocolate Cake Commandments

1. Thou shalt have no other desserts before me.
2. Thou shalt not make for thyself any chocolate cakes with artificial sweeteners: Thou shalt not bake them, nor serve them: for I chocolate cake am a jealous sweet, visiting tofu and molasses upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And showing

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Analogy for not enamored with chocolate personages

[poliscigrrl]

"What moistens the lip and what brightens the eye?
What calls back the past, like the rich Pumpkin pie?" (http://www.bartleby.com/66/86/64186.html)

I'm a little surprised there's nothing about killing someone for their chocolate - especially around that time of the month. *grin* Shouldn't that be like number five or something? I can't remember every piece of fiction I've ever read, but I think it's supposed to be on there somewhere...

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[orb2069]

I have also been informed that
Men are educated children. Girls are uneducated adults. (<1/07)
"Smacks of pandering." Live and learn.