I gotta computer, I gotta computer! I gotta computer, hey hey hey hey!

Awwww shiiiet. New laptop. *drools*

Helllllloooooo, world!

The piano has been drinking ( Read more... )

Damn you, computer, for erasing my entry ( Read more... )

the one that i'm with thinks sex is a beautiful thing and that's simply adorable ( Read more... )

"It said you can have this product for 4 easy payments of $19.99 ( Read more... )

Fuck NBC for taking a perfectly hilarious British sitcom and making an American version. The original "The Office" is fucking fantastic. Bastards gotta go and steal other people's great ideas. Check out the old one.

It's fucking beautiful outside. As beautiful as it was last year. Except, I get to enjoy it this year since I'm not hungover.

Oh, happy day! Annnnnd. SUSHI TONIGHT! :)

I wanna make you smile ( Read more... )

Has anyone heard/seen Markis lately?

I'm trying to get ahold of him, and it seems he has fallen off the face of the earth in the past few months....

"I'm sick of following my dreams..I'm just gonna ask where they're going, and hook up with them later." -Mitch Hedberg. Hah.