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[order_incarnate]

In light of recent... chocolate-related events... I have determined that the source of these odd, seemingly random goings-on are the work of a divine entity. Our only hope is to appease it with prayer. I should like to start a prayer group, to meet in my room on Sundays to discuss our current situation and hopefully determine a spiritual solution.

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[jasmineflames]

A divine entity? What would we be praying for? An end to the chocolate rabbits?

[order_incarnate]

An end to the chaotic uncertainties that plague us day by day. Especially chocolate ones. No matter how delicious they may be.

[jasmineflames]

I guess that sounds reasonable. I wonder if it will work?

[order_incarnate]

Of course it will. I am incapable of being incorrect.

[mystichamburger]

YEAH. DESTROY ALL CHOCOLATE.

Especially chocolate Nick-bunnies.

[order_incarnate]

I do not know what a nickbunny is. Now they are evolving? This blasphemy cannot be allowed to stand.

[cuatroespada]

Prayer is mindless ritual motivated by fear of the unknown.

[order_incarnate]

You know so little. Only through fervent prayer may our pleas be heard.

[cuatroespada]

If your prayer produces even one result that cannot be explained as the usual completely random behavior of the island, then I will be astounded.

[order_incarnate]

Then I shall show you the path.

[laconicshadow]

((OOC: ... I love your capitalization of first person pronouns. ♥

I keep telling Myself "This will surely be the last one", and then it is not. What new manner of devilish sorcery is this?

I feel~ like~ a woman~))

[yournewoverlord]

Screw prayer and screw Gods of all kinds.

[order_incarnate]

[[OOC: Okay! *sex*]]

Worthless imp.

[yournewoverlord]

Worthless old hag!

[order_incarnate]

Impudent insect!