Original Limerick: Cause of Death

[order_of_chaos]

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[kayliemalinza]

The last line was like a slow burn-- I just smiled a bit at first, then started laughing more and more. The gall!

P.S. i have been assiduously clicking your dragons.

[order_of_chaos]

My delighted grin of evilness is making my face ache. *grins* Ow.
Glad you liked it. I was proud of that bit - it just seemed to fall into place.

YAY!!! Thank you! I've been having fun with them - and as a side effect, they mean I have to post things, which means I have to write things, which is what I want to do in the first place and never get around to. So they're good for me, too.
Did you notice some of them have ancestors? With gratuitous quantities of incest?
My scroll is here, btw, so you can see them all.

[kayliemalinza]

My delighted grin of evilness is making my face ache. *grins* Ow.
Like, totally ditto forever and ever.

If clicky dragons make you write and post more, then I am eternally indebted to the clicky dragons.

Do you get to name them yourself? Because I find it hilarious that one dragon is named "Zagreus" and another one's named "Fred."

[order_of_chaos]

I did indeed. Hence Fred as in "it's either Romana or Fred", Koschei as in the Master before he was called the Master (It suits him, I think - I shall laugh if his hatchling turns out to be female), and Zagreus as in the scarily brilliant Eight Doctor audio.

Zagreus sits inside your head
Zagreus lives among the dead
Zagreus sees you in your bed
And eats you when you're sleeping.

Mentha Piperita was loosely named after peppermint, before I'd thought of using fandom names.

Any suggestions for the two that haven't hatched yet?

[txorakeriak]

XDDD
I'm almost sorry for that guy. Almost. ;)
Also, I vote "Most brilliant word choice ever" for using "gall". XD

[order_of_chaos]

Mwahahahaha! *grins*
Why, thank you! I was rather pleased with it, myself :D

[eryaforsthye]

You're evil.

I love you.

*mems*

*dies of laughter*

[order_of_chaos]

Thank you so much! *beams* I do try :P

Now. Should I beg you to regenerate, or hand your body over to the Rani for research purposes?

[eryaforsthye]

*performs a small, metaphysical shudder and regenerates*

*steals your TARDIS and leaves you stranded amongst cannibals rabid rosefen*

[order_of_chaos]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

But wait! I shall thwart your cruel and unusual revenge by switching to Doctor/Rose/Jack-shipping mode and disguising myself as one of the enemy.