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[ordinaryfool]

hi everybody. i m going to 2 watch shrek 3. we had a lot of wine. i want som e more. cupcake is sad. she wants my water. do you have water for cupcake? monkeys or llamas? Robby is stupid. nope. oh yeah. Cupcake is cute. Like, the cutest. Does that spell cutest? I don't know.

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[whatparanoia]

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[ordinaryfool]

Haha, oh God. I was actually saying all this out loud when I typed it last night :D

And I distinctly remember saying, "I'm drunk! I have to tell everybody!" and that apparently meant posting here. Oh, and one drunken tweet. lol

[rossbert]

Can't do that when you get all pregnant like.
In unrelated news, very few people will accept babies in baskets at their door anymore, but they will take kittens and fruit.

[ordinaryfool]

That's why I'm taking advantage of the opportunity while I can.
And I can't say I blame them. I'd be stoked to get a kitten basket. Fruit? Eh. Babies? Too much liability.