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[ordinarymind]

"and what of the grizzly bears?"
"... what do you mean?"
"well... what if they eat us?"
"they're supposed to eat us, didn't you read the instructions?"

"yeah, but, won't it hurt?"
"yeah, quite a bit i'd think. let's talk of something else."
"oh, i don't know, it's hard not to think about that, isn't it?"

"yeah i know."

Comments

[absurdious]

bear attacks dont hurt if they eat you in whole... there is a chance however that they will leave half of your body for the coyotes so umm yeah that part would such... scavengin bitches