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Series: Kamen Rider Den-O
Age: Unknown
Canon:
Monstrous Imagin are coming and the only thing between us and total time destruction is Ryoutarou, a kid with the world’s worst luck. Thankfully for us (and time) he has the help of a girl packing a secret as big as her powerful right hook, a time-traveling passenger train and some Imagin who aren't as interested in destroying the flow of time. When these Imagin climax inside our hero he gains their powers; including the ability to flirt successfully, dance and fight like a pro.
When it comes to a fighting, Momotaros is always the first one to think of... but not because he wants to be a hero. He could care less about saving the world or doing his job as an Imagin; he just wants to beat people up. Momotaros is brash, loud and not the sharpest crayon in the box. Deep down he does care about his friends, but his pride rarely allows him to show it. Mostly Momotaros is focused on proving he's the strongest, even when he can't keep track of the number of final attacks he's created. Not that he's bothered by details like that, after all he's so strong he's "always at a climax"!
Sample Entry:
I’m here! Prepare to be beaten you puny, undead--
Oi, where do you think you’re going? Hobble back over here right now. You should listen to someone when they’re making their introduction, it’s important! How else will you know who is beating you and why? This was going to be the kind of fight that you would want to be proud to live through… if I choose to let you live. Ahh! Guys who can’t pay attention really piss me off.
Listen up! I came all this way to beat you, and I will, but right now you’re too pathetic to even look at. You need to make yourselves more of a challenge before we fight; so just this once I will give you some advice. There are five basic things you have to remember, so put your ears back on and listen.
First! You have to give everything in a fight. I won’t accept a bunch of cowards who aren’t willing to risk their few remaining limbs to win. So stand up and show what you're made of... eww! Is that what all you guys look like inside? Never mind that! Let's go on to my second piece of advice: You have to have a strong battle cry. You didn't get to hear mine, but I'm at a climax from beginning to end! Great, isn't it? It instills fear in my enemies because it's absolutely true. Hey- Don't just steal mine! You have to come up with something different, something that fits you. There is no way you're climaxing right now! Ah, worry about coming up with something good after I beat you.
Third-- no, not brains. Don't be fooled by people who say you have to be smart to fight. You can't think too much, it will only slow you down. Now stop interrupting! Third! You can never back down or run away! I saw all of you trying to run from me earlier, if you can call that running. As soon as you run your enemy is just going to hit you in the back. Last! Don't let yourself be distracted. I don't care what is happening around you, fighting is the most important thing! Even if the building they built all the way over the glowing lake were to explode right now, you should be focused on your enemy. Which is me! There, that's all the help you get from me, now remember what I told you and prepare to taste my climax!
Gah, stupid zombies! I said it was five things, and I gave you five! One, two, three, five! Can’t you count?
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