A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its buggin' me.
In the paper the next day
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Love doesn't exist.
And from this day to the day I take my life, I vow a war on LOVE.
We must stop these optimistic killers.
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wear your retainer! I didn't and now I need braces again :(
and yeah, that's the perfect example of what I'd do in that given situation...
There's nothing I would've done differently..
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