Normal Mailer quote is my title. Ha-ha, I am teh witti-erz.
Um. Hi, I'm new. Jeebus, you guyz haven't post anything is a kajillion days.
THE APPLICATION
Name/Nickname: Call me Flipper. I've had that nickname since I was 10 >.> Don't ask
Age: I turned 14 two weeks ago.
Height: 5'6
Sign: Virgo and Monkey :3
Gender: Female
Likes/hobbies: I spend most of my time on LivJournal. Pathetic, right? I like to tell myself that I have pretty much NO life, which is a pretty accurate conclusion. I read a lot of fanfiction, mostly Kingdom Hearts or South Park related. I love South Park. Stan and Kyle are so gay for each other ♥
I play electric guitar and I can sing decently. I took three years of karate and a season of softball. Both in elementary school. >.> I'm unatheletic and as languid as hell.
I like 80's. In fact, I LOVE the 80's. I have The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, and Uncle Buck both memorized. And 95% of the songs on my iPod are older than me, but younger than my parents.
I like ice cream and the color green. I read fantasy book usually, but right now I'm in the middle of this horrid excuse for literature, Prophecy of the Stone. God, what an awful book. I'm not even on the 50th page and I already hate it. Fantasy books for young adults are getting worse and worse...
I'm also Roman-Catholic. I like yaoi and AkuRoku and AkuDemy and a whole lot of other yaoi pairings. AND HET. Like Larxene/Marluxia, oh yes.
Um, trying not to make this too long, but I have a tendency to ramble. I'm in 9th grade and I'm a total procrastinator. My parents are making me take all the AP and Honors courses, but it's hard to keep up.
Oh, and I love the French language. It's beautiful.
Dislikes/pet peeves: Yuri. DON'T BITCH TO ME ABOUT IT, I JUST DON'T LIKE IT. Um... rap, hip-hop, condescending bitches, sports, HOMEWORK. Jesus I hate homework. And mornings - I DESPISE the morning. I'm a total night owl, and have been an insomniac since I was a baby. I also hate the sun. Cause I have ghost-white skin and it gives me sunburn. Reeeeally bad.
I also don't like Liberals -cough- >.> Sorry. I live in the South, after all. OH. I fucking HATE bitches that sit around all fucking day and BITCH and MOAN about how HARD their fucking lives are, when in reality they could buy the entire damn WORLD and their rich-ass parents buy them EVERYTHING they wants and they have ever piece off good luck you could ask for but they STILL assume their lives are so damn HARD. Jesus, if I could kill anyone in the world, it would be those kinds of people. AND DON'T THINK I CAN'T NAME ANY >:(
Yeah sorry.
Talents: I'm an OK Soprano 1, I can play a -few- little things on my guitar (translation: I SUCK MANSEX BALLS), and I can read really fast. Um... I have an odd fascination with physics. Most people hate it, but I love all the theories and concepts. I also adore Language Arts. Math is OK, but I'm terrible at it.
I write fanfiction, which I guess is a talent. Not very good at it though, but all my stuff is on this journal, so if anyone's curious, um...
Oh, and I can draw OK... I guess... kinda... no.
Strengths: ...Wait, what? WAS THIS NOT ADRESSED ABOVE?!
Arrrgh. OK, I'll tell you my PERSONALITY strengths.
I'm very opinionated and go to some pretty drastic measures to protect my views. I'm pretty bold around people I know, but not so much around people I don't. I'm usually pretty honest.
And as pig-headed as I am... I really try to be open-minded around people that are at least nice to me.
I also consider myself (in real life more than on the web) are pretty fucking hilarious. It's hard for me to have a conversation and NOT make someone laugh at least once.
Weaknesses: I can be "brutally honest" as they say, and voice what I think at the wrong time >.> It's easy for me to get offended.
I'm terribly lazy. I put things off.
I'm perverted. I have morals, sure, but I make sexual jokes ALL THE TIME.
Something unique about you/something few people know about you? ...only a small handful of my friends know I like yaoi. Like, 2 people. And neither of those people know I actually write/look at KH pr0nz.
I adore Christmas. I makes me squee like you would not believe. And I don't like it because of the presents - I like it because of the SMELL. Christmas has this... smell to it. I can't explain it. It's the biter cold winds and the pine and the sugar cookie mix all rolled into one.
My favorite book of the Bible is Exodus.
And everything else my friends know o_o OH. And that I listen to Celtic music sometimes. OMFG. Celtic Woman makes me so happy~
If you had one wish, what would you wish for? To be prettier. No really. I wanna be skinny and pretty.
Leader or follower? Leader, please! Well, usually. I hate it when people boss me around.
Rely on impulse or cunning? I WISH I could say cunning, really I do. But sadly, I lack a lot of common sense, and usually really on my instincts.
But in reality, I would usually rely on someone else to help me x)
High or low self-esteem? LOOOOOOOW. Man, you should hear me bitch about my body.
Submissive or dominant? Depends ♥
Shy or outgoing? Outgoing around people I know, terribly quiet around people I don't. Though once I'm given the chance, BOOM. I'm all over da' place.
Who are you more attached to: family or friends? Family. I love my parents and my grandma more than anything.
Speaker or listener? Speaker. I interrupt people all the time, and I ramble and... yeah. But if someone comes to me with a problem, I listen, but then I give... odd advice. Like I won't say how someone can FIX it, I just present the problem in a new way, like how the OTHER person involved might be feeling or acting.
All it really does is confuse my friends x)
Optimistic or pessimistic? Pessimistic in real life, optimistic about things not concerning me. Like I'll find a pretty part of an otherwise ugly piece of artwork. Or something good about a fic, or I'll tell myself that NO ONE IN THE ORG. DIED, THEY'RE JUST TRICKING US HA-HA.
But I'm pessimistic in my own life. And usually, my predictions are true. And that's the freaky thing. Like, even if I studied for 3 hours the night before, when we get a test the next day I'll be like "Oh, I'm totally gonna fail this." AND THEN I TOTALLY DO.
And just for the sake of asking... (this won’t - or shouldn’t affect your stamping outcome)
Favourite Organization member?Why? I LIKE THEM ALL.
Though I have a soft spot for Demyx. I bet he listens to AC/DC and Metallica and Judas Priest and Quiest Riot and Mötley Crüe and-and... HIS HAIR IS THE AWESOME.
I ried to persuade my parents so they would let me get a mohawk like his. They said no D:
Favourite food? Ice cream. AND FIED CHICKEN, YUMYUM.
Favourite band/singer? -deep breath- AC/DC, Billy Idol, Blondie, Bryan Adams, Celine Dion, Celtic Woman, Cheap Trick, Cinderella, Def Leppard, Evanescence, Foreigner, Great White, Queensryche, Guns 'n Roses, Heart, Iron Maiden, Journey, Kiss, Kix, Linkin Park, Metallica, Mötley Crüe, Quiet Riot, Ratt, Savage Garden, Scorpions, Van Halen, Poison, and Judas Priest.
Have any pictures? If so, please post some! If not please describe your appearance. :) -sigh- Medium- height. Chubby, about 145 pounds. VEEEEEEEERY pale. I have Sora's face shape on the back of the KH2 game - all round, with a slightly round chin? I'd be as cute as hell if it weren't for my ugly green eyes with my fat eyelids (how does someone have fat eyelids, you ask? Well... I don't know. They're just FAT.), and my BIG, HONKING, GINORMOUS NOSE FROM HELL. Freckles aaaaaaall over the fucking place. Long, thick hair that goes to my mid-back. It's dyed this auburn color, but the roots are almost black.
Anything else?
...No. It took me a million hours to type this out. I really should, like, do something productive with my life.
Haha, yeah right.
EDIT: IIIIIII'm a retard. Please ignore this until the mod gives the OK on more apps. -headdesk-