AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[organ_don0r]

When I walk in the door, the first thing I do is plunge my hands into the great bowl of cocaine I keep in my foyer, much as an olympic gymnast would do before mounting the parallel bars or, my favorite event, the pummel horse. Is it spelled pummel? Probably not, but I like it better that way. It hints of a time when men were men and beating the

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[ugly_silhouette]

what the fuck

thats all i can say

[suicide_clown]

i bet you im better at opening cans ofbeer than you sucker