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[organ_loaner]

This morning on my way to work a man with a large manly pompadour offered me his heart.

I thought it was only polite to do the same and I had a few spare...so I pulled one of them out and offered it to him.

He fainted.

Happy Valentines Day.

Comments

[wtf_relena_sexy]

... You do realize he meant that figuratively, right?

[organ_loaner]

Are you sure?

[wtf_relena_sexy]

Yes. I'm sure.

[organ_loaner]

Seems odd, I've never met him.

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[brthrs_watchdog]

... [Stares at her D-Comm, blinks, about to make some kind of semi-sarcastic remark, and then...]

...

[Giggles.]

I would've loved to see the look on his face, Adorea!

You feelin' okay, Yoko? You look...really happy.

Of course I'm feeling alright, Tentomon! For that matter- c'mere, I haven't thanked you enough for taking care of me!

Wha- what're you--

[Breaks off, small pause]

I'm gonna go and take some stock. [Humming that slowly fades away]

........

She just...kissed me.

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[organ_loaner]

How lovely.

[And wouldn't it be just his luck that Lalamon was passing by just as she left]

Mmmm are you OK Tentomon you look stunned~

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[brthrs_watchdog]

I just- I've barely been able to get a smile out of her for the last-- shit, nearly the last year, and then she goes and fucking kisses me, and--

Fuck I love this virus.

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[organ_loaner]

[Oh you might not like it so much in a minute, Lalamon is looking at you with a ridiculous amount of lust and she's holding some duct tape.]

Oh really~?