A tribute to a faithful servant

[organicmatter01]

We've been together for a pretty long while now, but sadly your days have become numbered. You were always there for me, at times of great sorrow and times of great joy. You never got mad at me, never got upset with me, and you followed me everywhere I went. You always provided me with faithful, leal service no matter what. And that is why I

Comments

[thedjrob]

You should have a service for it and bury it in the back yard... and now you can do a gun shot salute. (21 times if you want).

[tyger]

I say funeral pyre... it's only fitting.

[chirospasm]

i think you should cremate it, and then attach it to a set of fireworks, and then shoot the fireworks off in your backyard to scatter the ashes.

[fatkevin]

Shoot it with your gun.
And then buy another one just like it.

[shitinabox]

jesus, i actually got sad reading this.

[kalaskani]

Haha, awesome