What is News?

[organicolivia]

"News is history in its first and best form, its vivid and fascinating form, and...history is the pale and tranquil reflection of it."
-Mark Twain

According to leading news "experts," then...

...history is the pale and tranquil reflection of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

Hmmm. Since when did ET buy out CNN and Fox?

Comments

[redline6561]

I still can't believe my mom watches ET. Honestly, who can stand to watch ET? She's not religious about it but still.

News today is....

[anonymous]

Whatever is popular, brings in attention, which leads to higher ratings, more sponsors. In other words whatever news rakes in the most green.