(Untitled)

[orgas_tastical]

tired. need to sleep. last day of school tomorrow. might skip with stephen due to lack of presents for people. oops. pool sucked tonight. i guess i should practice at home. bunch of parties tomorrow and saturday. tomorrow is at least 3, and i get the feeling i will end up at willi's. saturday is martha's own party, so we'll see how that goes. not

Comments

[the_ninja_elf]

apparently fat pigeons:
1) have really slow reaction times
2) can't see overhead threats due to the fat rim above their eyes that limits their peripheral vision
3) can't waddle their ass out of the way in time and
4) may possibly be so depressed and lethargic due to their overweight status that they welcome the stomping.

[orgas_tastical]

i think number 4 is a definite option. the sounds it made during the steppingandalmosttripping process were quite similar to those i would expect come from humans realizing they can not stop after they jump off a building.

they should really create an anti-depressant for pidgeons, as i have also seen 2 dead ones lying in biberach in the past few days. they were lying next to walls/hard objects, so i figure that their equivilant to jumping off a building is flying into one.

my dear colleague, please go over this hypothesis and let me know which points you agree with me upon.

p.s. how lame do you feel after writing as such, and realize anyone can read it? shear amusement for others, i must say.