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[orianad]

There's a bat in my house.

My parents are, ie: MY FATHER is in Paris.

Eek.

Comments

[chanteuse11]

...eep. Good luck with that.

[abstractmatt]

I hope it's a vampire bat.

[orianad]

>: |

You would! WHY ARE YOU NOT AT YOUR HOUSE SO YOU COULD COME OVER AND HELP ME?!?!

I guess there's not much to help... it's hiding...

[thisnameexists]

if you can bear doing it, stun it with a tennis/badminton/similar racket, then put a garbage can/box over it before it wakes up, slide a piece of paper/card underneath the opening to hold it in, then carry it outside and release. it'll be fine...i've had many years of practice at camp....