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[oriental_hornet]

If I see one more green Saint Patrick hat, I will take fork and stab wearer with it.

Every employee but me had one on. Every tenth customer had one. Gods, save us from ugly hats.

Comments

[fastblackcat]

At least it's only one day out of the year, and you can drink yourself silly and not get weird looks. Nothing like alcohol to kill your memory of the hats.

[oriental_hornet]

I try to drink alcohol as little as possible, so that it out of the question.

[cursing_melody]

Stupidest fucking things ever.

[oriental_hornet]

I agree completely.

[hat_n_clogs2344]

I know how you feel, my students stole my hat and forced me to wear one of the god-forsaken things.

[chicksdigdogs]

Does this mean you get forked?

[hat_n_clogs2344]

No, I threw the thing in the trash the moment the class finished, then vowed to give the ones responsible some extra work.

[oriental_hornet]

IS MR. HAT OKAY?

[sand_marionette]

What a way to go.

[oriental_hornet]

They DESERVE it.

[sand_marionette]

And I shall continue to avoid the wrath of Soi Fong.

[oriental_hornet]

I am not always wrathful. Only when neccesary.