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[oriflamma]

Iman and Naomi Campbell are on Oprah right now.
You can tell Oprah has the biggest hard on.
Naomi's platinum highlights are making my lower back warm and tingly. And Iman is wearing a Roland Mouret dress so tight that it's making Karl Lagerfeld and Andre Leon Tally fan themselves in doubletime.

God Bless Daytime.

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[flavordav]

But were either of them speaking English? We couldn't tell. And I suppose Tyra Banks wasn't there to round out the crew because she has a rival show, so ...

[oriflamma]

The best part was when the Latina make-over girl cme out and she, Iman, and Eva Mendez were chatting up a storm with those accents.

I have yet to see the Tyra show. Amanda Lepore was a guest, it's like the new Rikki Lake.

[flavordav]

I didn't make it that far. But there's an interesting account of one of teh editors' visits to the Tyra show in the current Giant Robot ...

[yieldsigns]

i heart hard ons

[oriflamma]

oprah had a huge one.

Dear Oprah

[yieldsigns]

Me & You:

:O <----8

[flavordav]

By the way, left some recommended reading for you in my journal, teh stuff I emntioned the other day plus ...