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[origamicupcake]

Deidara, it was quite unnecessary to follow walk me home.

...and to walk me back to work this morning. How did you even know where I lived?

I suppose I need to stop speaking to Itachi before Hidan has another hissy fit and calls Kakuzu again to "tattle" on me. I have no idea why it was so wrong for me to want to have a conversation with him,

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[bloodwithcoffee]

Fuck you. What are you trying to do, creep people out? I'm not a stalker! I'm a good, attentive guy! What the fuck is your problem!?

[origamicupcake]

You know, Hidan...if you want people to help you, it may be a good idea to actually be nice to them. Especially since you were almost in tears over TOBI wandering off.

[bloodwithcoffee]

He wandered off again!? Fuck, is he okay!!? Is someone taking care of him? DId he bring food!? DID YOU PUT A FUCKING GPS ON HIM THIS TIME AROUND, HE MIGHT GET LOST?

[origamicupcake]

WHAT. THE. HELL. HIDAN.

Tobi is FINE. He's around the cafe somewhere. If you're so worried, handcuff him to you.

[cake_is_a_bang]

YES IT WAS. I can't stand the thought of you walking through the city by yourself! ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN, UN. If I'm with you I can just bomb everyone who gets in your way~

Of course I know where you live, yeah! WHAT KIND OF FAN WOULD I BE IF I DIDN'T!?

insert *impassive* face here

[origamicupcake]

...I'm still curious as to how you got into my apartment.

[cake_is_a_bang]

A ninja never tells his secrets, un~

[origamicupcake]

...you could at least knock next time. What if I hadn't been dressed?

[cakeandmoney]

He had better not be getting any ideas. Even if we are friends and all.

So that's where Deidara-san was this morning.

[origamicupcake]

...since when did you call Deidara your friend? And what ideas could he possibly get? It's DEIDARA.

...yeah, nothing like walking out to find him bouncing in the middle of my living room.

[cakeandmoney]

We see each other on a daily basis and talk. That's what friends do, right? That, and leave each other's belonging alone.

I assume he didn't have a key.

[origamicupcake]

He mentioned blowing up your register earlier. In a friendly manner, I'm sure.

You assume correctly.

[cup_of_smex]

An urge... depends on what you mean, Konan-san.

[origamicupcake]

...just wanting to spend time with someone. Not anything dirty.

[cup_of_smex]

I wasn't implying anything of the sort. However, yes, you could say I understand. In a manner of speaking.

[origamicupcake]

I just wanted to clear that up before Hidan jumped down my throat as he has been doing WAY TOO OFTEN as of late.