Bugger it all, I should have taken the damn week off...

[An uncomfortable Konan is an unhappy Konan that leads to her hiding out in the back.]

...ugh, I've lost my cell phone. Again. And I was doing so good. That makes 4 phones this year.

This is why I shouldn't have time off. Amongst being bored at home.

[is wearing a Santa hat trying to get into the Christmas spirit - unfortunately it's not working ( Read more... )

Kakuzu, I gave Hidan a two paycheck advance so don't double pay him (because you know he won't correct the mistake).

And don't complain or I'll get rid of the register and bring back the abacus which I will confiscate from Sasori...

DEIDARA!
Never thought I'd be asking this but...

In the mood to help me blow something up? Please?

Hidan, being the utterly brilliant person he is, gets credit for this. Happy now, Hidan?

...won't be in to work tomorrow. Looking for a new place to live amongst other things Not feeling good.

Sasori is in charge in my place. Follow his orders or don't, I don't care. Sasori, don't kill Deidara. Itachi will hyperventilate over the mess and I don't think we can afford cleaning bills on top of hospital bills.

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As Itachi-san said, mission completed. With no help from me unless you count being kidnapped helping.

Please don't ever make us do that again. Ever. Not only was it quite boring for some time seeing as how Itachi never talks and pretty much just made noises at my attempts at conversation but there's not enough soap in the world to make me feel ( Read more... )

[Thankfully Konan saw this in the bathroom mirror before spending a whole 8 hours wearing it like some idiots]


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Why do I have the sudden urge to plan a Halloween party?

It's completely unlike me to want to be sociable and have people over to destroy at my apartment.

Konan stuffs 20 post-it notes with various names and numbers on them into an envelope and labels it "Madara" - lays it on the counter up by the "cash register" - resists drawing hearts on it out of sarcasm.

Apparently guys like the "shy girl" at clubs It was much easier to get phone numbers and lots of alcohol than originally planned. I guess I ( Read more... )